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it's my mothers birthday today. she is the happy.
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hunter:
happy birthday, em! sorry I didn't make it out.
fridgemagnet:
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I use a picture of her boobies with my face photoshopped on them? That would be boss.
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would you rather have a $300 million dollars and 3 inch erect penis or a healthy penis and you will never be worth more than $250 k

would you do 4 years of hard time (with anal) if you would get out with $50 million in cash?
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bashster:
wow cool queezies
1.i would have 300 million smakeroonies it would still get me loadsa high class hookers.
three inch and 14 stone to drive it in with and hey you could by some amazing strap on device that could enlarge your toder to a goog plasticy 13inch
2.I would not take it in the shitter for no amount of dollar.
tadzi:
1. if i had that much money, it wouldnt matter if i had a small penis. ill take it.

2. however, i wouldnt do the 4 years. not because of some homophobic thing, but because while the first question gives me free money for nothing, the second one gives me 1/6 the amount and it takes 4 years of hell. no thanky.
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Bad Songwriting Lesson 101:

I want to run free with the other bears through the fields of wheat and honey.
I want to hold sacred the lord of stuffed animals dear to my soul.
I want to eat powdered sweets and nap in the shade.
But what I need baby
What I need is you.
What I need is you
Oh you know it's true.
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fridgemagnet:
You're so hot lady, when are we going to (West Coast Hipster Bar) to drink (Ironically bad beer) and play (Ironically trendy parlor game.)
fridgemagnet:
You should go to Mi55y's journal from 10/27 and read the comments.
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I was a big fan of the show The Amazing Race until I found out it is not about white people.
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thepoopkid:
I rode the subway with this bear.
poison:
ahahahaha I love you. I got sent the new contract so I may not be around for too much longer.
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Posted: September 17, 2006
1:00 a.m. Eastern



2006 WorldNetDaily.com



Adnan el-Shukrijumah

The new al-Qaida field commander in Afghanistan is calling for Muslims to leave the U.S. - particularly Washington and New York - in anticipation of a major terror attack to rival Sept. 11, according to an interview by a Pakistani journalist.

Abu Dawood told Hamid Mir, a reporter who has covered al-Qaida and...
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Juliette Lewis strolls into your bedroom and says, "fuck me".

Are you:

A) Excited

B) Intimidated

C) Other
subrosa:
D) 7
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alexsandria:
I miss you Remo! Tell Kitton I said hi.
poison:
My dog is going through false pregnancy and she has BOOBS.

I blame you.