I see the world through blood shot eyes.
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Nothing to report really. I've been a sewing fiend lately. Goinig through one of my creative spells. Anyhoo be sweeties and give me something to report. 
jordanos:
my life sucks balls. i have the worst luck.
eh..... No rednecking commenced at the SuperBowl thingy. It was quite boring, but wait, is it ever not boring. Ah I think not. Oh yes and i have sown up my pussy. Going to be good for a bit. Yes it is just a figure of speech. But all the same in my mind it is off limits. Yes I am stupid, I just think...
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mourningshadow:
ouch, well good luck with that hun.
butt:
have you ever seen that seinfeld were george stops having sex and he starts improving everything in his life?
superbowl party........ no beer for me..... but maybe some good 'ol redneck fun. yeeehaaaw 
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baka_amerikanjin:
Woohoo! Rednecking!
mourningshadow:
Hey beautiful, you ever comin back to St. Louis?
..........................this is Aaron btw
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..........................this is Aaron btw
[Edited on Feb 07, 2005 2:39AM]
Alright, I have now discovered a new side effect of boredom. The boredom headache. It feels like the head will explode from lack of activity. Do tell me if you share this unfortunate feeling. I feel I will lose my mind if I don't find something to suffice. No friends have come to my rescue, and I fear I really don't have any. SAVE ME...
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jordanos:
"sown up the puss"???. holy crap you scared me with that one the first time i read it. something about puss. must be some horrid STD!!!! but i get it now. and because i have a penis and its not doing anything, i would like to offer it to you whenever you need.
things you could do:
Watch Pink Floyd's The Wall
Read a book?
Wish and wish and wish for NIN tickets to magically show up under your pillow in the morning.
Try to change your names spelling.
Duck tape something to something.
im tired, but i could keep going and going like the energizer bunny. but ill save you. im probably more annoying than entertaining.
things you could do:
Watch Pink Floyd's The Wall
Read a book?
Wish and wish and wish for NIN tickets to magically show up under your pillow in the morning.
Try to change your names spelling.
Duck tape something to something.
im tired, but i could keep going and going like the energizer bunny. but ill save you. im probably more annoying than entertaining.
i have nothing to tell or sell for the moment..... but thanks for asking..
kickinglovers:
interesting.
what to say what to say......... goddamn this throat of mine....... 4 cigs. 4. and i am sick..... fucking throat hurting and glands swollen, it's just a lovely way to start the day. pray to the gods for my throat before i rip it out..... it will end no other way. 
james88:
Before any of "those kinds of friends" come to you with sage advice about tea w/lemon, quitting smoking, and cough drops, I'd like to offer my own advice.
1. Call out of work. Make the excuse much worse than just a sore throat. Say you have the Ebola virus and your innards are slowly being liquefied. Everyone will be much more impressed with your recovery that way.
2. Don't quit smoking unless you replace it with a filthier more satisfying habit. Shooting black tar heroin or stomping puppies to death would be adequate.
3. And most importantly: Your sore throat feels lonely. Make the rest of your body and attire match it. Dress up as your favorite Mafia don or raspy voiced bag lady and start chatting up strangers. Match your red sore throat with an equally red sore mouth and ass by consuming some hot Indian food. Let your throat know that it is not alone, that you love it .
1. Call out of work. Make the excuse much worse than just a sore throat. Say you have the Ebola virus and your innards are slowly being liquefied. Everyone will be much more impressed with your recovery that way.
2. Don't quit smoking unless you replace it with a filthier more satisfying habit. Shooting black tar heroin or stomping puppies to death would be adequate.
3. And most importantly: Your sore throat feels lonely. Make the rest of your body and attire match it. Dress up as your favorite Mafia don or raspy voiced bag lady and start chatting up strangers. Match your red sore throat with an equally red sore mouth and ass by consuming some hot Indian food. Let your throat know that it is not alone, that you love it .
i have named my alter ego......... BLACK BETTY!!!!!!! YAAAY 
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gasmaskboy:
I'm telling you nothing is hotter then a chick that can kick my ass.
Granted he might not feelt he same, but it won't matter because by then he'll already be your slave,
8 D
Granted he might not feelt he same, but it won't matter because by then he'll already be your slave,
8 D
superficial:
you have an alter ego, too?
okay i think all i can hope for and maybe get is an early death.
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kickinglovers:
an early death would be appreciated
gasmaskboy:
early death is no fun... you can't smoke when you're dead....
plus you can't do lots of stuff when you're dead... cuz you're dead....
I like that wait till yer 50 and die to an orgasm...
but my fave idea to die early is one I had thought of for myself.
It involved C4 and a detonator...
and a shit load of rolled pennies...
and some guns...
Use the guns to threaten people, so I can climb tot he top of the empire state building....
then... having several rolls of pennies taped to my body along with the C4 Leap from the empire state, and detonate myself.... the pennies being hurdled across the sky would rain down terror.
but that's an awful lot of work just to die...
plus you wouldn't even get to see the aftermath....
and thanks, looking evil is generally fun.
Being evil isn't nearly as fun though... unless you're kidding...
Or some ancient demon or something...
but thanks, yer a purdy girl. Punch the guy over there and make him yours.
8 D
plus you can't do lots of stuff when you're dead... cuz you're dead....
I like that wait till yer 50 and die to an orgasm...
but my fave idea to die early is one I had thought of for myself.
It involved C4 and a detonator...
and a shit load of rolled pennies...
and some guns...
Use the guns to threaten people, so I can climb tot he top of the empire state building....
then... having several rolls of pennies taped to my body along with the C4 Leap from the empire state, and detonate myself.... the pennies being hurdled across the sky would rain down terror.
but that's an awful lot of work just to die...
plus you wouldn't even get to see the aftermath....
and thanks, looking evil is generally fun.
Being evil isn't nearly as fun though... unless you're kidding...
Or some ancient demon or something...
but thanks, yer a purdy girl. Punch the guy over there and make him yours.
8 D
by the way i said no........ i am not engaged........... only one man would i consider marrying...... and it ain't gonna happen....... so there for those who actually thought i was going to marry the proposer ahhahaha.
okay i have now been proposed to. he was serious but i found it to be a joke. it is a very strange thing to experience i think. i don't think anyone will truely mean it and want to spend their life with me. i don't know that i will ever get married, i'm a picky one about who i say i'll actually "date" so...
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jessewestend:
wtf?
toolgirl:
Of course you were proposed to! Can you blame the guy?
okay has this happend to you? cause it sure did to me so i found it funny.
WAX ON . . . WAX OFF:
The first thing you should know is that hair removal is not my friend. The particular talent of removing unwanted hair has eluded me. All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless removal. The Epilady, the standard razor,...
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WAX ON . . . WAX OFF:
The first thing you should know is that hair removal is not my friend. The particular talent of removing unwanted hair has eluded me. All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless removal. The Epilady, the standard razor,...
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superficial:
ouch.
that doesn't sound like it was too much fun... it does, however, make for a good story.
hope you've recovered.
that doesn't sound like it was too much fun... it does, however, make for a good story.
hope you've recovered.
dantealighieri:
You win! The best story of the year. Now for the rest of the year everyone will be trying (probably unsuccessfully) to top this excellent addition to the SG universe.
Finally after everything Ben Stiller has done for us. The women have you to show us the inner workings of a girl's evening alone, doing self maintenance.
Love ya girl!
Finally after everything Ben Stiller has done for us. The women have you to show us the inner workings of a girl's evening alone, doing self maintenance.
Love ya girl!
Happy Valentine's Day!