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On Friday morning I get all this shit through the mail. You know? Those blue letters from some joint called The Office Of Civic Compliance? "Our dumb-arse, indiscriminate robotic camera captured you doing 4kph over the speed limit in an 80k zone - here have a ticket (or two)". Farking hell!

Oh and here's this other bill. Comes from Telstra - I wasn't sure if...
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The Golden Girls of The Grosvenor - The Fab Four - Claire, Rebecca, Jane and Cristina, were either absent or in bookings when I arrived. Well they've been there for years and every other daytime brothel goer rightly worships the ground these girls walk on: (you either book or you miss out) so what else could I expect?

Well, one thing I didn't expect was...
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Top Of The Town does not exactly have the best reputation on the forums. So I went there with some trepidation. I sense a few guys have had a bad punt here (maybe they just caught some really negative ladies) but my stay was brilliant! My booking was taken very courteously and I the brothel isn't a bad looking place at all.

Is there a...
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If this keeps up I am going to have to change my mind about The Boardroom. A few months ago I wouldn't have given this place the time of day.
But it seems circumstances conspire to keep sending me here.
Last time I met Bella; and the only reason that happened was due to me being stranded in South Melbourne on a Tuesday morning with...
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I've met mature working ladies who should have retired ten years ago.
I've met mature working ladies who exude twenty five years of pent up bitterness in this industry - and bring it all into the bedroom.
I've met mature working ladies who are sad and desperate in their twilight working years and have held my hand in intros and whispered the promise of...
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How fortune has smiled upon me lately. I am so blessed!
God must want me to see these beautiful Working Ladies.
My gorgeous regulars have been taking our sessions to a whole new level of excitement (so exciting in fact, that it is hard to justify shopping around).
But on the occasions that I have, I just seem to meet the most wonderful young girls....
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I love a happy Working Lady!
If she gives off a good vibe and she is funny and easy-going , I find that more satisfying than a roll round in the sack with ten "porn-star" girls (not that I have ever had ten porn-stars in the sack).
But I always seek a Working Girl who has the above fun qualities AND gives great sex.
Not...
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If the world were different I would want to be a prostitute.
If things were the other way round and it was women who were cursed with this insatiable desire to copulate with various men, and were willing to pay for it, I would want to be one of those men.
If women had the kind of sexuality where they could look at us men...
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The time of the day certainly helped. Dusk on a Summers afternoon certainly has a sweet melancholic feel about it. And although Bodylinx is at the end of an industrial street in Footscray, a romantic fool like me could only see the red sunset over the city and smell the jasmine entwined round the Bodylinx cyclone fence as I happily traipsed up the garden path...
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I am very proud of this fuck. And so is Stacey.
It was a remarkable achievement for both of us.

It's not that we performed like porn-stars or set the bedroom on fire - it's more what we overcame to get there.

This is what you call the great turn-around. Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.

The first 20 minutes would have to be...
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