Eats me burf day...weee...I so happy. Just because it's been a good day. It's warm and sunny. I've got all the doors and windows open. A steady light breeze through here mixes the scent of flowers with my weed. All three dogs are passed out in their beds. They ran their little legs off today. Birds are singing happily. Two little wrens are hopping around outside my door.
A bird flew through here earlier just a foot over my head while I was eating lunch. It scared the shit out of me. It was big. Not like that huge crow that perched by my door yesterday. That fucker was almost knee high. I could see it flying off with the chihuahua. It squawked at me and made me paranoid as shit. Was it an ill omen? Death? Someone was going to die! Fuck me. Do I shoot the bird? There is never a wiccan around when you need one. Fuck it. The messenger dies. Fuck where did it go? Damn it! Next time shoot first, question later. Anyway no one has died. Hope it stays that way. Be safe! I'm gonna try to find some birthday boobies! Wish me luck!
A bird flew through here earlier just a foot over my head while I was eating lunch. It scared the shit out of me. It was big. Not like that huge crow that perched by my door yesterday. That fucker was almost knee high. I could see it flying off with the chihuahua. It squawked at me and made me paranoid as shit. Was it an ill omen? Death? Someone was going to die! Fuck me. Do I shoot the bird? There is never a wiccan around when you need one. Fuck it. The messenger dies. Fuck where did it go? Damn it! Next time shoot first, question later. Anyway no one has died. Hope it stays that way. Be safe! I'm gonna try to find some birthday boobies! Wish me luck!