pheme

Jack Daniel's makes every flight awesome
You will be fine lady. No worries

Just think of it as a bar that flies.

I've been saying that a lot lately too

if you can't duck it (duck tape), fuck it.

also, involving duck tape. silence is golden, duck tape is silver.

yer a good one

That's like leaving a "OMG!!!!!!!!! this is the best set ever!!!!!!!!!! Why are you not pink yet" comment on a terrible hopezilla member review set because she is your friend

WOW...he sucked tonight...vote your conscience!

cool act but no, whats up hotness? i'm gonna bail here

go as 'eileen' from the dexy's midnight runners song. insert joke here.

Not scary at all dear lady. They did make me laugh, but I cringed at the first one because it made my penis hide

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I miss you already, you break a leg and get the heck back here asap!

Yay for great performances! Sounds like everything is going just great.

Hurry back, m'dear. You will definitely be missed around these parts.

(By the way, all the zumba classes by decently credentialed and reviewed teachers are only giving classes on T/Th nights and those are the exact nights that I'm teaching ASL out at the university. Why, God, why?!? I'm on the lookout for some weekend classes that are closer to me or some M/W night options. I'll keep you posted!)

Break a leg! Sizzling, girl!

you are gonna rock the house tonight!! wish I could come see it

i have this problem with socks. but shoes? wtf???

Were you wearing one?

Ewwwwwww!

i hate it when that happens

Congratulations hun That is most awesome.
Are you going to get some new booty shorts for this momentous occasion?

i used to play music with him and he asked me to do some shows...maybe Europe.