Well there seems to be some sort of pattern in the news lately. Todays paper had a story about a man attacked his wife with a chainsaw. It seems that he and another man had an disagreement. When they were done he and his wife got into it. He must have had enough and got his chainsaw. He slashed her in the face. The paper wouldn't say what condition she was in just that she was in the hospital. People are going fucking crazy around here.