Ladies, do you remember back a little over a month ago? February 14. You probably had a good time.
Well, Monday was payback.
Luckily for you, sweet ladies, it is easy. You do not have to do what we do. Filter through the static and hidden hints, spending weeks trying to figure out what you really want. No, we are simple.
I hope you celebrated Steak, beer, and a blow job day on Monday. If not, it is not really too late. Just tell him you are sorry you missed it, and will take care of it soon. Perhaps with some interest. If you are a man, gently remind her of the holiday, but do not ask for interest.
Mine was very nice, though not as nice as last year. Last year, Wendy was involved. That is the only day I can reasonable suspect her to blow until completion with a swallow finish. That almost never happens in our increasingly rare threesomes. Also, Wendy can cook a steak. Aisha cannot. She cannot even buy a steak. While the corned beef brisket was nice, the steak was pretty dubious. A thin strip, not even choice.
Even with constant instructions, she did not do a good job. Of course, with such a poor piece of meat, it would be difficult to for a skilled cook to do a good job. She just cannot cook. She considers it some sort of sorcery. She did keep my beer topped off and ice cold, and she knows exactly what I want. Additionally, she was inspired.
So, celebrate Beer Steak and a Blow Job Day. Ladies, show us that you love us. Or, at least do not mind us that much.
By the way, we are on vacation in Arizona. Or maybe Nevada. Somewhere like that.