Thursday is a holiday!
Yes, March 14 is a very important holiday.
Guys, remember last month about this time? Trying to find that perfect gift, like all the other men were? Sure, flowers. Sure, a card. Sure, jewelry or clothing. Sure, a spa day. Sure, tickets to something she loves but you know you will hate. Sure, candy. Sure, dinner. What about that thing that will really surprise and impress her? Once you find it, of course, you will fret because she might not like it, or it might remind her of another boyfriend,
Yes, it is rough. Saint Valentine's Day is all about the women.
Ladies, remember how wonderful it was? The scent of the flowers, the box from Godiva, the great dinner? How wonderful that play was, and how nice that we liked it to so we could talk about it? Here is a hard fact. We all hated it. It was boring. This should make you feel even better about us. We wasted time watching your stupid event, becuase you wanted us to. You understand we could have been at a strip club, right?
Well, it is payback time.
Ladies, consider yourselves lucky. As a woman, you are a very complex individual, and, as much as we try, we never do really figure you out. As men, however, we are very simple and, essentially, an open book. You know exactly what we like.
-beers
-steaks
-blow jobs
That is right, Thursday is Beer Steak and Blowjob Day! A very important holiday.
Of course, you can make it more than one beer, more than one steak, more than one blowjob.
You know what kind of beer he likes. Buy him at least a 12 pack.
No restaurant. We love it when you cook for us! So much more personal.
Ladies,you might not like to cook for yourself, much less another person. Just this once, please do it. It is only once a year. If you cannot cook, do not worry. Aisha cannot really cook. Here is what you do. In the morning, fry up a little steak. Season it with salt and pepper, or a seasoned salt. I like Johnny's, out of Portland.
A breakfast steak is thin. Melt some butter in a frying pan, then fry the steak, two minutes a side. Fry some bacon at the same time. When the steak and bacon are done, remove them to a warm oven. You have a disgusting mess in that pan, with butter,bacon grease, the juice from the steak. So use that pan to scramble an egg. Crumble the bacon in it, along with whatever he likes. Then serve breakfast. Yes, it is not healthy, but it is just once a year. Also, it will keep him alert all day listening to his arteries harden.
For dinner, buy two thick boneless steaks. Rub the steaks in extra virgin olive oil, and salt and pepper or seasoned salt. Allow to come to room temperature. Heat the pan to medium high, cook for 4 to 5 minutes a side. Allow the meat to sit for 5 minutes.
There. Now, if you already can cook a mean steak, do that. This is for people who do not know how to make a steak. I usually do not use this method.
A very nice thing would to cook him dinner tomorrow. Heat up a can of chilli. We love chilli.
Thank you, everyone, for participating in this great, essential holiday!
On Friday. we leave for Cabo San Lucas. Spring Break. To stay young, party with the young.
Yes, March 14 is a very important holiday.
Guys, remember last month about this time? Trying to find that perfect gift, like all the other men were? Sure, flowers. Sure, a card. Sure, jewelry or clothing. Sure, a spa day. Sure, tickets to something she loves but you know you will hate. Sure, candy. Sure, dinner. What about that thing that will really surprise and impress her? Once you find it, of course, you will fret because she might not like it, or it might remind her of another boyfriend,
Yes, it is rough. Saint Valentine's Day is all about the women.
Ladies, remember how wonderful it was? The scent of the flowers, the box from Godiva, the great dinner? How wonderful that play was, and how nice that we liked it to so we could talk about it? Here is a hard fact. We all hated it. It was boring. This should make you feel even better about us. We wasted time watching your stupid event, becuase you wanted us to. You understand we could have been at a strip club, right?
Well, it is payback time.
Ladies, consider yourselves lucky. As a woman, you are a very complex individual, and, as much as we try, we never do really figure you out. As men, however, we are very simple and, essentially, an open book. You know exactly what we like.
-beers
-steaks
-blow jobs
That is right, Thursday is Beer Steak and Blowjob Day! A very important holiday.
Of course, you can make it more than one beer, more than one steak, more than one blowjob.
You know what kind of beer he likes. Buy him at least a 12 pack.
No restaurant. We love it when you cook for us! So much more personal.
Ladies,you might not like to cook for yourself, much less another person. Just this once, please do it. It is only once a year. If you cannot cook, do not worry. Aisha cannot really cook. Here is what you do. In the morning, fry up a little steak. Season it with salt and pepper, or a seasoned salt. I like Johnny's, out of Portland.
A breakfast steak is thin. Melt some butter in a frying pan, then fry the steak, two minutes a side. Fry some bacon at the same time. When the steak and bacon are done, remove them to a warm oven. You have a disgusting mess in that pan, with butter,bacon grease, the juice from the steak. So use that pan to scramble an egg. Crumble the bacon in it, along with whatever he likes. Then serve breakfast. Yes, it is not healthy, but it is just once a year. Also, it will keep him alert all day listening to his arteries harden.
For dinner, buy two thick boneless steaks. Rub the steaks in extra virgin olive oil, and salt and pepper or seasoned salt. Allow to come to room temperature. Heat the pan to medium high, cook for 4 to 5 minutes a side. Allow the meat to sit for 5 minutes.
There. Now, if you already can cook a mean steak, do that. This is for people who do not know how to make a steak. I usually do not use this method.
A very nice thing would to cook him dinner tomorrow. Heat up a can of chilli. We love chilli.
Thank you, everyone, for participating in this great, essential holiday!
On Friday. we leave for Cabo San Lucas. Spring Break. To stay young, party with the young.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
kisses for you !! muaaaaaaa