i am a very lucky girl.
I went to my Mum's place for a 3 day weekend since i haven't been there in like a year. My Mum's computer crashed a few days before i went up and so she had no computer. On Friday night she made up her mind to go and get a laptop. Exciting. We went over to the Staple Business...
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dholokov:
staples is good but I find Dell always has the best prices. But free printer for bat is total plus!
flit:
I concur. even quieter than sneaks... pub-esk and local
my halloween was FUCKING LAME.
ugh i cannot believe how i end up in this lame ass situations.
ok so, my friend amy and i decided we would go and see Zack and Miri make a porno for halloween, since a) i had to work at 8am the next day and b) she didn't have to go to a party till11pm. Then she invites this...
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bza:
dude.
ive been watching porn since i was like 5... hahaha not seeing it and you're in your 20's is crazy talk.
my parents always had some illegal box/dish type thing, so as soon as they weren't near me...PORN! haha
what a little perv i was.. and still am i guess.
and zack and miri=fucking amazingly hilarious. i fucking LOVED it. so good.
ive been watching porn since i was like 5... hahaha not seeing it and you're in your 20's is crazy talk.
my parents always had some illegal box/dish type thing, so as soon as they weren't near me...PORN! haha
what a little perv i was.. and still am i guess.
and zack and miri=fucking amazingly hilarious. i fucking LOVED it. so good.
olbutchuro:
Haha. Great story. Made me LOL IRL...two nerd slangs back to back for you. I pwn. And you pwn for blog of the year. Funny shit. Or I'm more drunk than I think I am.
Hairneck made me think of a girl at work who's sporting a full beard. Perhaps they're related somehow. Is it wrong that I have trouble making eye contact...it's like a tractorbeam, sucks me right in...and to be honest I'm quite jealous. Its full and bushy like a 70's porn, which I can't believe those two losers haven't even seen...I mean come on...who hasn't seen porn...it's 2008, its basically on cable late at night.
Let's not forget, the internet was invented for PRON!!! Google just about any word and porn will come up (come up...get it...har har...). They've got to be avoiding it. Which brings us to the state of their sex lives....how does one spell missionary? B-O-R-I-N-G.
I've been looking at porn since the ripe old age of six years old. They're just freaks.
In closing if anyone ever high fives for not watching porn again please push them down the nearest flight of stairs. It would be the right thing to do.
Hairneck made me think of a girl at work who's sporting a full beard. Perhaps they're related somehow. Is it wrong that I have trouble making eye contact...it's like a tractorbeam, sucks me right in...and to be honest I'm quite jealous. Its full and bushy like a 70's porn, which I can't believe those two losers haven't even seen...I mean come on...who hasn't seen porn...it's 2008, its basically on cable late at night.
Let's not forget, the internet was invented for PRON!!! Google just about any word and porn will come up (come up...get it...har har...). They've got to be avoiding it. Which brings us to the state of their sex lives....how does one spell missionary? B-O-R-I-N-G.
I've been looking at porn since the ripe old age of six years old. They're just freaks.
In closing if anyone ever high fives for not watching porn again please push them down the nearest flight of stairs. It would be the right thing to do.
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amico:
I don't know what happened but I hope you have fun in NY!!
I don't know what happened but I hope you have fun in NY!!
amico:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Video Blog kinda.
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dholokov:
videobat is the best bat of all!
My chucks were new, cost me $10, and THEY HAVE FIRE ON THEM!! FTW!!
How is the new job? Is it fun being in charge of all that $$!
My chucks were new, cost me $10, and THEY HAVE FIRE ON THEM!! FTW!!
How is the new job? Is it fun being in charge of all that $$!
zenfish:
Didn't watch the entire thing, but you're amusing to watch and listen to. 
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zenfish:
Fucking wicked.
Ugh.
I need new ink.
Granted before that I need to get the extended warranty for my macintosh.
Ugh.
I need new ink.
Granted before that I need to get the extended warranty for my macintosh.
amico:
HAHAHA I was only joking although since you showed interest in the idea maybe other cool kids will too and it may very well be the hit of the seasson 
HAHAHA I was only joking although since you showed interest in the idea maybe other cool kids will too and it may very well be the hit of the seasson so as a bunch of you know i have been working at a book store at the Eaton Centre for the past 5 and a half years.
well today i got a good phone call. i've been promoted to Cash Supervisor! Woot!
the only sad thing is the position is at the book store at the Yorkdale mall. so i will be leaving my home...
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amico:
Right now I want the tiger to eat me instead booooooo.
Right now I want the tiger to eat me instead booooooo.
zenfish:
I still have a nagging cough... it fucking sucks.
but oh so slowly it's dying.
thank fuck.
but oh so slowly it's dying.
thank fuck.
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amico:
Do not forget we are friends ok?!
Do not forget we are friends ok?!
amico:
My theory is you read books so maybe you were reading a book and needed a book mark but all you could find as a book mark was the recite for our friendship and so you used the recite as a book mark only to later unbenounced to you have some one else come along see the book and say "oh this looks interesting" and than flip through the book and wham bam thank you ma'am the recite falls out of the book on to the flour and a small gust of wind brushes the recite of friendship out the door gone forever.Meanwhile the friend of yours go's back to it's luxury hotel room unaware of the grave misfortune it had caused.
...Well that's one theory of what could have happened based on this picture I found.
My theory is you read books so maybe you were reading a book and needed a book mark but all you could find as a book mark was the recite for our friendship and so you used the recite as a book mark only to later unbenounced to you have some one else come along see the book and say "oh this looks interesting" and than flip through the book and wham bam thank you ma'am the recite falls out of the book on to the flour and a small gust of wind brushes the recite of friendship out the door gone forever.Meanwhile the friend of yours go's back to it's luxury hotel room unaware of the grave misfortune it had caused.
...Well that's one theory of what could have happened based on this picture I found.
i'm totally selling out on this one kids.
you'll see below.
10 things i'm very excited about
*that my boyfriend will be home soon after being at his Grandma's.
*seeing my friend ami who sneaked home early from being in the states.
*i get AC on tomorrow.
*going to see the new M. Night Shyamalan movie on friday.
*the toronto tattoo convention is going down...
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sunrize:
Sup lady? 
dholokov:
i guess you've tried the tiny little shoe stores on yonge? One of them was having a clearance sale last month and I got three pairs (including a pair of black Chucks with FIRE PAINTED ON THEM !!! for like $40!)
iris1:
I want more tattoos! What are you having done?
i got me a ticket to see Die Mannequin i'm pretty excited to see them.
although on the radio they refered to them as sleaze rock.
so fuck yeah...sleaze rock.
i'm also hoping that the stars are all in a line or something so that i can get a sex and the city ticket.
my friend sara and i are just going to show up...
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ian_g:
I am totally not going to shave for the die manikin show. woo woo dee doo. 
punknitemike:
i actually wanna see Sex and the City, is that weird?