How many bags of Cheetos do you think I'd have to eat to have orange poop?
I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!
Partner Agent of Partnership as to Partnership Business
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The path of least persistence.
And you may have a pretty considerable good sort of a feeble notion that it don't fit nohow: and that it ain't calculated to make you smart overmuch: and that you don't feel special bright, and by no means first-rate, and not at all tonguey: and that, however rowdy you may be by natur', it does it does use you up com-plete, and that's a...
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Q: Does leftover corn make a good snack?
A: No, it does not.
A: No, it does not.
Trivial things that I now find stupid and intolerable:
Abraham Lincoln beards
Uggs
Abraham Lincoln beards
Uggs
In Scots law, an appeal is called a "falsing of dooms."
We have the most bad-ass death metal band name ever there.
We have the most bad-ass death metal band name ever there.
An apparent dispute over cow milking methodology in Fort Pierce escalated into a foot chase with a machete, sending a 61-year-old man to jail, according to recently released records.
Hello, Klonopin, my old friend...