I would like to know why my pee has been a really crazy neon yellow the past few days.
In other news, the olive bar at Harris Teeter is the greatest thing ever. Stuffed with bleu cheese or feta or provolone? Marinated so they're hot and spicy? Yes, please!
I forgot to put on deodorant before my exam today. Luckily, the jackass in front of me decided to take off his fucking shoes like it was his living room, so I don't think anyone noticed.