From miss_lady
This man is very cool and funny. I want to be his pimp. I am currently circulating his "Professional" pic to other hotties to try to get him some action. I also want to be his drinking buddy. We could plow through a vast amount of vodka together and be Irish stereotypes, then I would say something like "I bet I could get in Mena Suvari's pants before you could" and other such drunken nonsense. Next, I would force him to sit through a Red Sox game just to annoy him, but reward him afterwards with more Stoli Vanil. I have to meet him someday, because I think he is me in guy-form.