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We're going to learn about sex,
and we're going to try our best.
The what goes where? I do declare!
Please help me study for this test.
Notes: My approach to sex is like building Ikea furniture: Nothing looks like the book, so you just pick a hole where it looks like it fits, hope to God it's the right one,
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I saw the prettiest girl today.
Too bad @mermaid ain't my babe.
Tears fill my eyes as I stare between her thighs,
and get a boner that won't go away.
Notes: Sad right? Brings a new meaning to the phrase, "tear jerker."
It's morning and daybreak calls,
but still in bed, I stare at my walls,
while going insane dreaming of @heiwa's "end-game",
and the only things blue are my balls.
Notes: What's better than an alternative pinup model? A curvy alternative pinup model. When are they going to pink this girl already? To quote Dr. Frank N. Furter, she's "good for relieving my, mmm...
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@sleuth's body gives reason to celebrate,
but what the fuck is "sow and pig concentrate"?
It's kinda disgusting, but just I keep lusting,
even if it makes it harder to mastur... concentrate.
Notes: But seriously, what the fuck is "sow and pig concentrate"?
As soon as I arrive at this seen,
I'm afraid I'll have to be mean.
I'm getting harder as she plays in the water,
but that's not how you get a floor clean!
@marzipan
The girl with her hair on fire,
is stoking flames of desire.
To look in those honey eyes
from in between her thighs,
is a goal to which I now aspire.
@jasemi
In order to rescue this babe,
I'll need to charge up my blade.
I'll use my spin attack to open the crack,
'Cause how else am I gonna get laid?
Notes: I think @bambifx might like Zelda. Link to the Past, Link's Awakening and Ocarina of Time were really touchstones for me as a kid, so I'm all about it. I actually
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From olgakulaga
Thanks for the support and love for my first set! ❤️
After a nice long rub,
@epiic falls asleep in the tub.
Then in ecstasy screams,
because the "man of her dreams",
is now the one tickling her nub.
Notes: There are a lot of sets I really like, but I don't end up writing anything about them because I have trouble finding something I can work with in terms of wordplay. It's just
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On a bushy bed she may sit,
but the woman is smooth and fit.
I tend to like 'em hairy, but my opinion can vary,
'cause @olgakulaga has the coolest clit.
Notes: Over the line? Yes, yes it is. Anyway, we boys have a hard time, so any help we can get finding it is much appreciated! Loved everything in this set, not
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I try to write poems with class,
about the outfit, the theme or her sass.
But I lost my mind when I saw that behind,
so this one's only about @mundi's ass.
Notes: *the sound of speechlessness*
Running with this devil's seduction,
I ain't talkin' 'bout love, but corruption.
I'd go ahead and jump, on @kittenivy's hump,
but I had a premature eruption.
Notes: I LOVE Van Halen, as every rock guitar player does, so I was really excited about this set. In the end, @kittenivy's body was more of a highlight than the VH content, but you'll
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