Things Xbox teaches me about men:
(the things the guys dont know i overheard...)
First thing I learned is that while they are playing online they occasionally play a game called "would you rather..."
...this version of the game is based on who you would rather sleep with. The rule is that you have to choose one, there is no option to back out.
This is what "Would You Rather.." has taught me:
Between the two ladies of "Tool Time" from the series Home Improvement:
Lisa (Pamela Anderson) vs. Heidi (Debbe Dunning)= Heidi wins
From Gilmore Girls:
Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham) vs Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) = Lauren Graham wins
Megan Mulally vs Patricia Heaton= Patricia Heaton wins
From Girls Next Door:
Bridget Marquardt vs Holly Madison vs Kendra Wilkinson= Bridget wins
Between the Kardashian sisters= Kourntey Kardashian wins
Betty White vs Doris Roberts (Everybody Loves Raymond)= Betty White wins!
Miley Cyrus vs Selena Gomes= Selena Gomez wins
Britney Spears vs Jessica Simpson= Jessica Simpson wins
Jennifer Garner vs Keira Knightly= Jennier Garner wins
Keira Knightly vs Ann Hathaway= Keira Knightly wins
Shannon ELizabeth vs Anne Hathaway= split tie
Martha Stewart or the blue chick from Avatar= Avatar wins?
....How is this useful?
...it's not.
-musicalbeargirl
(the things the guys dont know i overheard...)
First thing I learned is that while they are playing online they occasionally play a game called "would you rather..."
...this version of the game is based on who you would rather sleep with. The rule is that you have to choose one, there is no option to back out.
This is what "Would You Rather.." has taught me:
Between the two ladies of "Tool Time" from the series Home Improvement:
Lisa (Pamela Anderson) vs. Heidi (Debbe Dunning)= Heidi wins
From Gilmore Girls:
Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham) vs Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) = Lauren Graham wins
Megan Mulally vs Patricia Heaton= Patricia Heaton wins
From Girls Next Door:
Bridget Marquardt vs Holly Madison vs Kendra Wilkinson= Bridget wins
Between the Kardashian sisters= Kourntey Kardashian wins
Betty White vs Doris Roberts (Everybody Loves Raymond)= Betty White wins!
Miley Cyrus vs Selena Gomes= Selena Gomez wins
Britney Spears vs Jessica Simpson= Jessica Simpson wins
Jennifer Garner vs Keira Knightly= Jennier Garner wins
Keira Knightly vs Ann Hathaway= Keira Knightly wins
Shannon ELizabeth vs Anne Hathaway= split tie
Martha Stewart or the blue chick from Avatar= Avatar wins?
....How is this useful?
...it's not.
-musicalbeargirl
abstrectchrist:
/shiver/ Jennifer Garner? Really? She always appears so borish and "blah", I bet it's the English accent... typical Xbox crowds tend not to even be fans of subtitles. And Shannon's old hat, Anne Hathaway all the ways; Love and Other Drugs proves it. But to explain Avatar chick, Martha Stewart is an uptight conservative Diva(some might even say dried up cunt) who's old and it REALLY fucking shows, The avatar chick's young and appeals to the key demographic despite her smurfetteness.