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There are way too many crappy movies that I can't help but watch when I see that they're on TV. I've seen National Treasure way too many times.
kaikai:
I have to agree with this statement, however National Treasure is far to bad to fit into that category.
toothpickmoe:
Nothing wrong with a good crappy movie.
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Jordan, Jesse, Go! is pretty damned funny. You should listen to it maybe, if you like things that are good.
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toothpickmoe:
You'll understand when you're older.
alyk:
Don't tempt me. I have a full-blown addiction to stolen cats.
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I can understand a hospital having rules where you can only smoke in a designated area away from any doors or any place people have to walk by you and breathe in trace amounts of your cigarette smoke. But when you are a university hospital on a huge campus and you don't let people smoke anywhere on the universtiy/hospital property, you're just being assholes. Not...
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I'm not sure, but I think I just saw a commercial for a show, and the central theme of the show is that the main character has a large dick.
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toothpickmoe:
Too true. Justice for the well endowed I say.
preciouspayne:
what do you strongly disagree with?? I am being nice...why you bein a dick???? I do love all my friends so i dont understand your comment..what is the problem charlie?
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Shortly after calming down from a near blind rage this afternoon, I started to wonder: What could possibly be going through a person's mind that makes them think it is okay to slow down to half the speed limit on a busy road to gawk at swans on a pond? It probably would have bothered me less if the horn in my work truck wasn't...
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toothpickmoe:
Thank you, sir.
terome:
Bahahaha.....
In this thread:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Sex+Talk/302864/page1/

You said this:

"Isn't it rather presumptuous for you to assume that what the laydeez want is a picture of you in your underpants? Maybe they just want a nap and a nice sandwich or something."


WIN!!!
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pandamonium:
I never thought I could ever get along so well with a yankee. kiss
pandamonium:
I wouldn't go that far.
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So, went back to work two Wednesdays ago. I'm almost at the point where being on my feet all day doesn't leave me feeling dead when I get home. Fuck all else is new in life.
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toothpickmoe:
Hooray for almost not feeling dead.
toothpickmoe:
Someone has to.
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I hate that it bothers me so much that I am not very good at playing fake guitar.
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toothpickmoe:
Well, tell him to stop jerking off for a second then.
doll_:
deal. also, how the fuck do i accept your thingie on twitter? i don't get that whole thing.
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pandamonium:
heh.
pandamonium:
i quit, did okay with it until my dog ran away. now i'm back to quitting, i'll have one every now and then but i haven't bought a pack in a month and a half or so.

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I go back to work on the 8th. I am elated. I was starting to get worried that I hadn't heard from my boss yet. I guess I am lucky that turnover is freakishly high in the pool cleaning bidness. People apply thinking it's an easy job that's all about boning the lonely housewives, when mostly it's just long ass days working in the heat...
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kaikai:
Mostly? does that mean you still get a lonely housewife here and there?
toothpickmoe:
What she said.