I dropped the " b". Don't know why I had it there in the first place...
What do you give a friend who has everything? His wife is a millionare, he has his own money and is spending over a 100 g's on his birthday party... and I am invited. Obviously, one could not pitch at the party of the year with nothing but what do you give? What would be suitable? What would make a memory? I was thinking of spending a lot of money on a bottle of champagne, maybe bake him some beautiful, gold foiled space cakes or a year's supply of facial vouchers... Fuck knows... Any ideas?
We are supposed to dress black tie / formal with a anything goes, crazy hat.
I was thinking of doing the Kama Sutra using Ken and Barbie, superglue the lot together and plonk it on my head... Should result in a reaction! Maybe a birdcage with a budgie...
Imagine having a bird in a cage on your head and halfway through the party the bird dies of exposure to fumes and noise...
What do you give a friend who has everything? His wife is a millionare, he has his own money and is spending over a 100 g's on his birthday party... and I am invited. Obviously, one could not pitch at the party of the year with nothing but what do you give? What would be suitable? What would make a memory? I was thinking of spending a lot of money on a bottle of champagne, maybe bake him some beautiful, gold foiled space cakes or a year's supply of facial vouchers... Fuck knows... Any ideas?
We are supposed to dress black tie / formal with a anything goes, crazy hat.
I was thinking of doing the Kama Sutra using Ken and Barbie, superglue the lot together and plonk it on my head... Should result in a reaction! Maybe a birdcage with a budgie...
Imagine having a bird in a cage on your head and halfway through the party the bird dies of exposure to fumes and noise...