mourningglory

I wanted to say thank you to everyone who gave me well wishes while I was sick.

Also, I hope the new year turns out well for us all. May you all have lots of good sex, alcohol without the hangovers and prosperity.

I hate being sick. The kind that leaves you coughing and shaky and desperate to get warm. Yeah, that's the one. This message brought to you by NyQuil. Big N, little y, BIG FUCKIN Q.

Blech.

What a blech day.

So. What is the best present anyone has ever gotten you for Christmas?


Sex DOES count, but only if you describe it in detail.


I also want pictures.

My son wants a real guitar for christmas. Anybody know where I can get one cheap?

You are all Kootchie Smoochers!


EVERY ONE OF YAS!

Everyone congratulate Patrick Y, he just got his very own video game store to manage.

Geeks UNITE!

I am making a momentous decision. One of my favortie SGs is gone and I've decided to change her in favour of someone else out of respect for her decision.

I am choosing someone who is an awesome chick. She's hot as well, but especially cool. Which is a winning combination.

Ahem. I have been tagged.

*shakes fist at sky*

1) I am a natural redhead.

2) I was a theatre major.

3) I heart boobies.

4) I've been studying Shao-lin Gung Fu for about 7 or 8 years now.

5) I bought a motorcycle for 40 bucks last week. It's gutted, but supposedly has all the parts I need.

6) I have never in fact...
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Arrrr.


So today I'm a pirate and I needs me some booty.


Who's giving me their booty?

I had an amazing time last night, hope all you crazy-cool guys and dolls did too.

I'm baaaaackkk.

Like that pimple on your ass that won't go away.