monachetti

There's this game I like to play. I call it explod-o-tire. It involves me and my friends going to the local grocery store and putting things that explode under peoples car tires and then watching their reactions. You get bonus points for any damage caused to the car. We started out with really boring things that you think'd be cool at first, but get boring...
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My girlfriend's set went live!!! Yay!!!

Now I can see her naked anytime I want!!!


OMgZZzzZZZZzz!!!!

What the hell does this do?
Fauna

I'm here helping my girlfriend move back into the dorms, and as I'm trying to carry in a couch (single handedly, cause i am so fucking strong) this RA asshole comes up to me and says that I have to wait in line. I tell him to fuck off, and that I am carrying this couch up to her dorm. He gets pissed and makes...
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I get angry real easy, right? So listen, I was driving home and this asshole kid on a bike jets out in front of my car. I hit my brakes, and skidded goddamn sideways to a stop. I got out and started screaming at the little dickbag. Then his dad comes out of the house (oh yeah, the kid was 6 or so) and starts...
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I love Nascar, and I hate those asshole kids that throw shit at my trailer.

Nope, fuck off website.