I was thinking lots tonight, and decided since I was thinking, I should make a list of things I want to do before I die. Sounds morbid, but really everyone should do it, just for perspective. Here it is so far:
1. See the Pixies in concert (COMPLETED)
2. Make my parents proud (HOPEFULLY COMPLETED)
3. Fall in love
4. Party like a rock star...
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1. See the Pixies in concert (COMPLETED)
2. Make my parents proud (HOPEFULLY COMPLETED)
3. Fall in love
4. Party like a rock star...
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Welcome to dead baby hour with Michelle Fatale!
-How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
-What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel....
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-How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
-What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel....
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yuriel:
hahahha
dead baby jokes will never die
.....even if i dont get over 50% of them :x
hehe
dead baby jokes will never die
.....even if i dont get over 50% of them :x
hehe
s1nister:
LOL!!!! 
Thank you all so much for your comments! It made me smile. I had a great birthday, and oddly enough didnt vomit once! I think I might have if it hadnt been for that peice of bread I ate. I went to a shitty Gilroy bar (Thistle you know Gilroy--- imagine what the bars are like) and sang kareoke. My boy and my best friend...
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dark_templar:
sounds like your birthday was pretty badass!!! 
Yeah u always gotta make sure u mix tequilla in there somewhere.
Yeah u always gotta make sure u mix tequilla in there somewhere.
thistle:
Yeah gilroy bars... ew.
As for your questions: By careful observation, and because you weren't raised on tacos.
Tell Paul I say hola. Do I know this Anthony fellow?
As for your questions: By careful observation, and because you weren't raised on tacos.
Tell Paul I say hola. Do I know this Anthony fellow?
I witnessed the greatest thing ever today. I was outside having a smoke break and right next to my work is a Starbucks. These two muscle heads walked by in their workout clothes, discussing which has more carbs, Powerade or Gatorade. They were having this really in depth conversation and they were intensly arguing as they walked into Starbucks to get their morning corporate coffee....
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yuriel:
happy birthday sexypants
distra:
Never cared for muscle heads either. and fuck atkins and his silly diet. It's fun to be amused by other people's goofy-ness..... one of my favorite pastimes.... later..... tjb
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graves:
that's one fantasy i have too....minus the mini skirt http://interpunk.com/vision.cfm?& this is the place to get those stellar shoes 
dark_templar:
i want to go to TFF but i have to work also Dash B C are going to be there, i would like to see them too. But in december slayer, kilswitch&gage, and a bunch of other are coming to the warfield id like to see that too.... by the way St Johns Wort when veiwed in its entirety sucked ass..... anyway well at least now you have a holloween idea,,,,,,,
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yuriel:
im a sober
half acadian
half whatever(redneck whatever prolly)
i dont know that side of my family line
all too sober bored as fuck white trash
and fuck EVERYTHING either depresses me, makes me nervous pisses me off makes me sad or generally apathetic. thats so ... scary hehe.
mmm drunk + irish + hot female = yum
oh yeah thats my worst quality incessant whining
usually over THAT.
lmfao
i just commented on this entry and ill be damned if the damned server didnt fuckin freeze!
assholic servers!
psst lighten up hon
youll figure it all out
i hate being an analytical cynical overly realistic curmudgeon who represses any hope for fear of the imienet emotional hurt of the disappointment at hte price of faith in anything or anyone
*hugs again*
wish i knew what to tell ya!
half acadian
half whatever(redneck whatever prolly)
i dont know that side of my family line
all too sober bored as fuck white trash
and fuck EVERYTHING either depresses me, makes me nervous pisses me off makes me sad or generally apathetic. thats so ... scary hehe.
mmm drunk + irish + hot female = yum
oh yeah thats my worst quality incessant whining
usually over THAT.
lmfao
i just commented on this entry and ill be damned if the damned server didnt fuckin freeze!
assholic servers!
psst lighten up hon
youll figure it all out
i hate being an analytical cynical overly realistic curmudgeon who represses any hope for fear of the imienet emotional hurt of the disappointment at hte price of faith in anything or anyone
*hugs again*
wish i knew what to tell ya!
yuriel:
oh and i forgot to mention hot drunken irish gals rock...
did i mention that hot irish drunken gals rock yet?
hahahah
hello redundancy!
did i mention that hot irish drunken gals rock yet?
hahahah
hello redundancy!
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graves:
jesus...sounds like TGI Fridays is under new evil managment.
dark_templar:
impaleing horses sounds like fun....
the guy who made battle royale made a newer movie (i cant spell it), im getting in on VCD ill let u know how it is....
the guy who made battle royale made a newer movie (i cant spell it), im getting in on VCD ill let u know how it is....
michellefatale:
Pics from my camera phone!
I need Halloween costume ideas. Help! 
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err:
be a fish tank.
thistle:
be a sexy muffin. like, a muffin with a bra.
yes i think i am going to your birthday.
yes i think i am going to your birthday.
I had such a grueling day at work today. We got a new boss and he wants to boot everyone out and bring in his crew he used to work with at another store. So he basically threatened me with my job for an hour and my asshole ex-boss who was never ever there wrote me a pretty bad review. So I worked my fucking...
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dark_templar:
well u can always be a stripper!!!!
Midevil-Hooters sounds good to me.....
By the way the hangover was a product of:
And hey just because your a girl, and u let all the guys do all the work, doesnt mean u bust your ass...
LOL of course!!!
did u ever get my email?
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Midevil-Hooters sounds good to me.....
By the way the hangover was a product of:
And hey just because your a girl, and u let all the guys do all the work, doesnt mean u bust your ass...
LOL of course!!!
did u ever get my email?
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graves:
you dont have to stuff your bra to work at Hooters....you'd be in on looks alone tiger
Has anybody noticed in every picture taken, Prince William has the same expression?
Its sort of a cross between +
Its sort of a cross between
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graves:
so kinda like this
dark_templar:
you mean like this
you mean like this
mine consists of.
not being totally shameful to myself and all who would otherwise associate with me
having a job that amounts to more than glorified burger flipping or cashiering that doesnt make me want to hari-kari daily.
oh yeah and the one most important one
the one that burns
the obsession
just one pretty girl.... yeup i wont even say id be settling
as long as she loved/lusted me the way i did her
theres my list
*laughs*
pretty retarded and simple eh?
1. Stop making lists of stuff. (Completed)