THANK FUCKIN" GOD I DIDN"T HAVE TO WALK TO WORK!!!!!
this has been a moszack public service announcement... stay tuned.
peace to el-p and his stepfather factory...
So you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1
A new addition to your living room space, watch it go
Under warranty for at least 90 days, so have fun
If in that time frame there's a...
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this has been a moszack public service announcement... stay tuned.
peace to el-p and his stepfather factory...
So you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1
A new addition to your living room space, watch it go
Under warranty for at least 90 days, so have fun
If in that time frame there's a...
Read More
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Much Love and Respect to Freestyle Fellowship...
let me explain this, clearly and plain
about the journey of the brothers who missed this train
towards sellout
when I profile rhymes go straight out the window
we're not like regular bimbos
we're sunshine men
just a definition of those in this hot spot who despise the system
one composed of an inferior peer group
pollutin' the...
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let me explain this, clearly and plain
about the journey of the brothers who missed this train
towards sellout
when I profile rhymes go straight out the window
we're not like regular bimbos
we're sunshine men
just a definition of those in this hot spot who despise the system
one composed of an inferior peer group
pollutin' the...
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user8935778:
eheh sunshine men? is that like the 2003 version of the village people?
eheh just joking. much love.. and ish. i still be usin' it incorrectly.
eheh just joking. much love.. and ish. i still be usin' it incorrectly.
throatneedle:
Blowin' up spots like my name is Chuck Woolery
Hanging wit my niggas doin all types of Tom Fool-ery
Bitches, Niggas...fuckin' up my crib
Courvoisier, hennessy, gin and Mr. Pibb...
peace. I'm out. *bounced*
Hanging wit my niggas doin all types of Tom Fool-ery
Bitches, Niggas...fuckin' up my crib
Courvoisier, hennessy, gin and Mr. Pibb...
peace. I'm out. *bounced*
yo I'm going to try to kick a little more serious today
naw that would be mad gay, I like to play...
...you know what I'm say...in, I was just play...in'
around, I astound and amaze when I spit on this mike
you're wrong, I'm right, you're loose, I'm tight, al ite
well gettin' to work today was a mad trek
felt like I playin'...
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naw that would be mad gay, I like to play...
...you know what I'm say...in, I was just play...in'
around, I astound and amaze when I spit on this mike
you're wrong, I'm right, you're loose, I'm tight, al ite
well gettin' to work today was a mad trek
felt like I playin'...
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rocket2:
did someone say april????
lilxsin:
\m/\m/
Rock On!
Rock On!
fuck bittin' other peeps rhymes...
the darker the better, the raunchier the wetter
I'll knit you a sweater, cause I'm a go getter
she said she wanted to go down, so I let her
after that its my turn, I hit every letter
warm n wet like its warm and wet
let me clear my throat, well start the set
wink wink, you a 4x4,...
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the darker the better, the raunchier the wetter
I'll knit you a sweater, cause I'm a go getter
she said she wanted to go down, so I let her
after that its my turn, I hit every letter
warm n wet like its warm and wet
let me clear my throat, well start the set
wink wink, you a 4x4,...
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boxterjulep:
YES!!
johncocktoastin:
holy fuck!!
Now in my younger days I used to sport a shag
When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag
With an apple for my teacher 'cause I knew I'd get a kiss
Always got mad when the class was dismissed
But when it was in session, I always had a question
I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my...
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When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag
With an apple for my teacher 'cause I knew I'd get a kiss
Always got mad when the class was dismissed
But when it was in session, I always had a question
I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my...
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boxterjulep:
"The only lying I would do is in the bed with you" my twisted mind thought something like "Baby, it's okay to do it w/o a condom. The AIDS went away last week. I'm a healthy hunk of man love."
keep bustin' rhymes, wicked master moszack. i need to learn how to rhyme
keep bustin' rhymes, wicked master moszack. i need to learn how to rhyme
freyja__:
horray!!!
one of my all time favorite songs!!
yay. you rock.
one of my all time favorite songs!!
yay. you rock.
like oh my gawd... it's like totally time for fun!!!
"It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
the water plows while dragging two hundred and
fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough...
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"It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
the water plows while dragging two hundred and
fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough...
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boxterjulep:
the crocodile needs to get up up off that sheezat and mingle wid the boowow down on dat Cumberland dock--ace--? diamonds R 4eva! diamonds in the ruff, hangin, check that, make'n out wid the fun stuff, fun time diggin da teeth in the wuddup freestylin' it sissy hound lovaz.
throatneedle:
Ah shit..what up duke? Yo on the reals yo...I ain't even playin! This site be off the chain god.....
word life in BK
Bucktown
Home where the grass is greenah
And all the gods and earths choose a court in Medina
Bucktown
The place where I received my roots
Got put on to this loot
And got my first Tim boots
Bucktown
See me in the G-S-T-0-0
On the side of the road
Gettin' harrassed by po-po's
Bucktown
Home of my B-C-C
And everybody...
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Bucktown
Home where the grass is greenah
And all the gods and earths choose a court in Medina
Bucktown
The place where I received my roots
Got put on to this loot
And got my first Tim boots
Bucktown
See me in the G-S-T-0-0
On the side of the road
Gettin' harrassed by po-po's
Bucktown
Home of my B-C-C
And everybody...
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boxterjulep:
yeah, boy. straight out mackin with ma homeboy, settin'em and stack'n'em douchebags 'n makin'em sweep the sweet shit off'em magnetic styles. no wud'I'm sayin?
astrogirl3000:
someday i will visit brooklyn and it will be great 
always like poppin' in here and checkin' yer rhymes.....
always like poppin' in here and checkin' yer rhymes.....
I'm special...
I got it made:
*verse 1*
I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno
I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know
and understand I got the gift of speech
and it's a blessin,
so listen to the lesson I preach
I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
full of knowledge from my toes to the...
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I got it made:
*verse 1*
I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno
I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know
and understand I got the gift of speech
and it's a blessin,
so listen to the lesson I preach
I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
full of knowledge from my toes to the...
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linz:
ps..i love de la!
tib0r:
you called me a crab...but i still like you
word
word
gobble gobble... gobble gobble *chop*....
HOW TO COOK ATURKEY
1) Go buy a turkey.
2) Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or Jack Daniels.
3) Put turkey in the oven.
4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
5) Set the degree at 375 ovens
6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
7) Turn oven the on.
8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
9) Turk the...
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HOW TO COOK ATURKEY
1) Go buy a turkey.
2) Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or Jack Daniels.
3) Put turkey in the oven.
4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
5) Set the degree at 375 ovens
6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
7) Turn oven the on.
8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
9) Turk the...
Read More
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earplug6947:
i was always afraid of soundwave...because he talked all scary-like. i still think orson wells maybe shouldn't have been in the transformer movie.
linz:
are you attempting to tease me?
Well it's Friday... I ain't got no job, and I don't got shit to do... but I'm not going to get high.
I will be at the local pub though... so check me if ya in da BK...
BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN...
Check it out
MC am I people call me Milk
When I'm bustin up a party I feel no guilt
Gizmo's cuttin, up...
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I will be at the local pub though... so check me if ya in da BK...
BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN BROOKLYN...
Check it out
MC am I people call me Milk
When I'm bustin up a party I feel no guilt
Gizmo's cuttin, up...
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thirtyseven:
he wants to look AT elara, not away from.
you should know this.
you should know this.
freyja__:
yes repost!!
i wanna seeeeeeeeeeee!
i wanna seeeeeeeeeeee!
I've decided that I'm really good in bed...but hey I'm drunk so what the fuck....I loves ya all
yay for my hot blue eyes
yay for my hot blue eyes
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linz:
seriously! blue eyes are sexxxy!! 
freyja__:
yay for being silly!
man I'm gettin so freakin' drunk tonight...
...yippy!!!!...
...yippy!!!!...
you used that joke 2x shame on you.
That wouldve been a prime terrorist act scenario.
On the reals yo