mattzane

No birthday fun for me! It's off to Dublin for business! Boo!

Diplomatically, emphatically deny any prior knowledge shape or kind.

You don't know nothing about a Russian hooker.

Some bloke broke in and straight up took her.

Western European journalists, devious little monkeys, they're bloody relentless.

Call the consulate, and burn the evidence, don't speak another word, just burn the evidence.

I'm not giving you attitude, I just want another drink. I don't care about the...
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After spending quite some time in a bar overlooking the Andaman sea drinking Thai beer, and thinking (Chang-FTW)....I'm now back in my villa, trying to decide what motorbike to buy when I get home... I'm torn between classic American street cruisers, (all matte black and chrome, with noise and attitude.) or a naked British sports bike. (Café Racer chic, with great speed and handling.)

The...
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