Fuck Gas!!!! Fuck it in the ass with a frozen fish stick!!! i'm done... i'm on the verge of selling the mustang and getting a corolla! fuck all this noise!!! 50 bucks a week at least! i can afford another car with the amount i'm spending on gas!!! Fuck OPEC you greedy fucktards!!! fuck you in the ear with a limp pee pee!!!
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cinnamongurl:
I'm more than a little upset by the fact that you couldn't let me know you'd be down here with Lisa....I mean its not like you don't have my number....
harlot:
Youre the most handsomely handsomest boy in the whole land.
ok, fuck being sick!!!! So this is what happend. no more than 4 hours after droppin off Lisa at the airport my throat and nasal passages started feeling really dry and i was having some trouble swallowing. I take my temp and i had a fever of 100 degrees. So i was pretty much miserable. The next day i stay home from work for the...
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harlot:
Poor honey is sick.
Im still thinkin its cuz I left. But, thats just my theory.
Im still thinkin its cuz I left. But, thats just my theory.
lielock:
hope you get better soon. (and I hope you didn't get her sick as well that would suck)
hope you get better soon. (and I hope you didn't get her sick as well that would suck) ok, so time for a new post. Let me tell you about this weekend which was awesome.
As some of you know Harlot came to visit me. who by the way is hottttt!!! So here's a recap.
Firday:
I pick her up from the airport and she almost runs me over!!! i know! haha, just kidding she looks great in person, better than pics. she...
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As some of you know Harlot came to visit me. who by the way is hottttt!!! So here's a recap.
Firday:
I pick her up from the airport and she almost runs me over!!! i know! haha, just kidding she looks great in person, better than pics. she...
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harlot:
Okay okay.
Maybe you didnt cry on the outside. But you defintely cried on the inside.
It was cute and hilarious!
Maybe you didnt cry on the outside. But you defintely cried on the inside.
It was cute and hilarious!
well i thought it was time for a new post. I really dont know what to say... so HI!!!
Oh yeah heres another joke:
A piece of bacon and a piece of sausage are in a frying pan
The bacon says to the sausage, "Boy it's hot in here."
The sausage says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING PIECE OF BACON!!!!"
Oh yeah heres another joke:
A piece of bacon and a piece of sausage are in a frying pan
The bacon says to the sausage, "Boy it's hot in here."
The sausage says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING PIECE OF BACON!!!!"
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harlot:
guess what?
12 days
12 days
harlot:
can we talk about... 5 days?
new post, so i'll start with a joke...
What did the Easter egg tell the boiling water?
"i'm gonna take a while to get hard, i just got laid."
*drum roll and rim shot*
ok, so i had an idea and maybe you all can help me out. I'm wondering if an SG girl wants to do a set with my car. I think betty...
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What did the Easter egg tell the boiling water?
"i'm gonna take a while to get hard, i just got laid."
*drum roll and rim shot*
ok, so i had an idea and maybe you all can help me out. I'm wondering if an SG girl wants to do a set with my car. I think betty...
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harlot:
22 days= you punching me in the throat cuz you hate me.
harlot:
Im so dissapointed about the aardvark situation in Cali.
I was going to whine and whine and make you buy me a stuffed one.
But now, I guess ill haveta settle for something else ridiculous.
I was going to whine and whine and make you buy me a stuffed one.
But now, I guess ill haveta settle for something else ridiculous.
**warning the following blog will be containing harsh language not suitable for younger viewers**
This Blog is dedicated to the douche nozzle ass hat that decided to make a copy of my ATM card and buy over 200 dollars worth of gas.
I hate you. I hope you die in a fire you son of a 3 dollar crack whore. I hope you rot in...
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This Blog is dedicated to the douche nozzle ass hat that decided to make a copy of my ATM card and buy over 200 dollars worth of gas.
I hate you. I hope you die in a fire you son of a 3 dollar crack whore. I hope you rot in...
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sphenoid13:
what a big jerkface!!!
harlot:
I fell asleep watching some cop show, lol.
I took some Nyquil trying to avoid getting sick so you dont punch me in the eye.
I took some Nyquil trying to avoid getting sick so you dont punch me in the eye.
i'm bored... add me on AIM Toycannon1979 and say hello
oh yeah here's my photobucket album of my pictures from mexico, there were two many to post here so here it is.
http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h1...view=slideshow
password is Mexico08
oh yeah here's my photobucket album of my pictures from mexico, there were two many to post here so here it is.
http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h1...view=slideshow
password is Mexico08
harlot:
We dont talk often, ..BUT...
I was just cleaning out my friends list.
And I saw your default picture hanging out on my list.
So, I look closer at it cuz I see something on your shoulder.
And when I glanced at it, I thought it was a rat.
Till I clicked your profile and saw it was a little dog.
I was nervous for a second, and I dont know why.
I like little dogs AND rats.
lmao.
..BUT...
I was just cleaning out my friends list.
And I saw your default picture hanging out on my list.
So, I look closer at it cuz I see something on your shoulder.
And when I glanced at it, I thought it was a rat.
Till I clicked your profile and saw it was a little dog.
I was nervous for a second, and I dont know why.
I like little dogs AND rats.
lmao.
harlot:
AWWWW!
Thats so sweet that you took care of that little thing.
Sorry it passed away.
But, at least it was comfortable.
<3
Thats so sweet that you took care of that little thing.
Sorry it passed away.
But, at least it was comfortable.
<3
ok, i'm posting from Mexico. a little town called Jilquipan. I'm stealing WiFi right now, sitting in a court yard with building made of concrete. Ceilings about 15 feet tall in a color of French vanilla and trimed in a brick red color. the pillars holding the ceiling of the over hang are decorated with wood trim with engraved flowers and leaves. the courtyard is...
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munke:
Sounds like you're having an incredible time and I'm mad jealous!
The farthest south I've made is was Puerto Santo Thomas, about 1.5 hours south of Ensenada out on the coast..
Sadly the place where I rented a cabin was "The Hills Have Eyes" desolate... so it wasn't as relaxing as I'd hoped.
It might of been ok with large groups of people, but it was way too isolated for my own good.
The farthest south I've made is was Puerto Santo Thomas, about 1.5 hours south of Ensenada out on the coast..
Sadly the place where I rented a cabin was "The Hills Have Eyes" desolate... so it wasn't as relaxing as I'd hoped.
It might of been ok with large groups of people, but it was way too isolated for my own good.
ok, last post for two weeks. Tonight i leave for Mexico to visit family and drink large amounts of alcohol. I will be taking pictures so i'll be posting them when i get home. see you all in two weeks, i will be Mexellent.
pollythundercat:
Be safe, and have fun....
And buy me a caravela!!!
Muah!
And buy me a caravela!!!
Muah!
He should realize that more often!