Sand castle contest
Today's bike ride will seem short
Hope it doesn't rain.
[Oops I forgot to post last night, I was too busy promoting the Tragic, Terrible Tale of Dr. Basketball: a Techno-Gore Musical. Sorry.]
Nothing but "fag" jokes
Rocky Horror Picture Show
In more ways than one.
Most days aren't this great
Scissors open a sealed box
Carl Sagan arrives.
Nothing beats corn flakes
Probably wrong thought for here
Lite porn and no drive.
Star on the panty
Pink and black through grey and blue
Five fingers held up.
All these glamour shots
Up amongst all the riff-raff
Need less pixels STAT.
To celebrate my monthlong residency here, I thought I'd write a haiku for each day. 'Cuz that's what I do when I'm bored and driving to a Halloween party. You've been warned:
"The road untravelled
Blistering heat drains my life
But I baked a cake."
I guess now that I've thought of the desired result, actually having said program is rather anticlimatic. Since I...
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So why is it that everytime I go into their offices, they never have a receptionist? Isn't that one thing, almost by definition, they should be able to fill? Are they too good for their own workforce?
Two weeks in a row, where I've had no work on Thursday. I haven't...
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It's real simple...you just don't.
I love me my NoMeansNo.
And also Intentionally bad grammar.