10 reasons why beer is better than Jesus:
* Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over their brand of beer.
* You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
* There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
* You can prove you have a beer.
* If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
* No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
* Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
* Beer has never caused a major war.
* They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
* When you have beer, you don't knock on people's door trying to give it away.
* Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over their brand of beer.
* You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
* There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
* You can prove you have a beer.
* If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
* No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
* Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
* Beer has never caused a major war.
* They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
* When you have beer, you don't knock on people's door trying to give it away.
"If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop. " YES.