lexylou

Yo yo yo,
Its been a minute. been working a lot lately, makin cash money. I'm leaving for NC on Saturday and I'm getting a new tat while I'm there, a quarter sleeve and getting it mad cheap because my tattoo artist me! yeah Its a quarter sleeve over the elbow with lots of stars, Mc Esher style, going to be soooooooooo awesome! Then I'm...
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Hooray, I actually have time to update! Its been a minute. I actually have developed a little bit of a life cool! I've been busy working at this new resturant in NoLita and making some cash money, and thank god because I needed it.
Some friends and I went to a hotel that has a pool and sauna with a bar that lets you bring...
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Dude check out this ad I saw today on CraigsList,

TOILET MOUTH PIG LOOKING TO DRINK YOUR PEE AND EAT YOUR POOP ASAP!300!
THIS IS A REAL AD! IM A TOILET MOUTH PIG. IM 28 YEARS OLD BUSINESS MAN. IM ATTRACTIVE AND IN DECENT SHAPE WITH DARK HAIR AND HAZEL EYES. IM DEFENETLY NORMAL BUT HAVE A PERVERTED SIDE. IM LOOKING TO EXPLORE MY FETISH....
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So I guess I should write something new........

yeah! I did it!

So here is the 411 on the cute guy I've been drooling over for like almost a week:

He has a girlfriend! I knew he was a douche bag but jesus! So I started asking about her and they moved to NY together and have beeni living together for over a year and were togther before (obviously), and he was like "I hate defining things,...
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I met a boy!!!!!


Well, he isn't just mine yet, but he will be soon! *moohaahaaha - sinister laugh*

Okay, so this boy is cute, funny, smart witty. But you gotta understand I have a thing for dorks and douche bags. I don't know why but there is a little douchiness to him that I like. I'm tired of dating semi shitty guys but I...
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I just got back from the Henry Rollins Uncut from NYC show and Oh, my GOD! I WILL FUCK THAT MAN TILL HIS DICK TURNS BLUE IN EVERY NASTY POSITION I CAN HUMANLY THINK OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

got to go.....I got a lot of masturbating to do!!!!!!!!

The snow was so awesome this week, but now the nasty sludge is everywhere. I have enjoyed seeing yuppies in Chelsea soak themselves in the puddles DIE YUPPIE SCUM!
So I got a job, but it totally sucks and I definitly can't pay rent with it. but at least its a start right? It will have to hold me over till I get a "real"...
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I am so poor, I am So Poor, I'm starting to freak out. I have been without a job for three weeks and I still haven't paid feb. rent. I'm living off my credit card right now.
If anyone in the NYC area can pay for doing almost any job or help hook it up with a bartending waitress gig, you would be my fucking...
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So I went to the SG gig at Orchard Bar the other night. It was cool but really drepressing, until a few friends showed up (but people I don't hang out with that much, kids that just got into town) It wasn't anything that Sg did, the girls were cool, but I realized that this site is full of really sad, lonely people. I guess...
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So now that I've had the weekend to make my decision on which non-paying job I want, I went with the money maker, or the one that will make me money in the future. I'll make good contacts, whatever. Thanks to those that gave their advice!
I'm going to something called "not burlesque" tonight, supposably it IS burlesque, it better be for a $10 cover,...
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This has been a strange week. I had an interview with another production company and it went really well, so well that I'm having to make a really difficult decision, one I thought would be really easy. Do I go with the big, well-known, gonna get me a kick-ass job later, but be stress ful as fuck place? Or go with the really small, chill,...
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