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Lol i left work last night to see two chicks squatting down urinating behind my store. Before i could get in my car one of them mumbled something in a drunken stupor that wasn't understandable and i replied with "take your time". I pointed, laughed, got in my car, and drove home.

Good times....

Well i've found a cure to my lack of sleep due...
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Well well well i guess it's time for another update, although there isn't much of an update in my life right now. I seem to be stuck in this boring routine i call my life and i really want to break the cycle. Basically it consists of going to work, coming home, playing WoW for about 3-4 hours and then going to bed. There is...
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So totaly out of the blue i had a dream about Britany Spears last night. Like she was my buddy and i was showing her around where i grew up. We were going into stores that used to be there and making illegal U-Turns where i always would if i missed this one light. She was pregnant with some guy's baby and left him to...
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Well well well i just dinged 58 in WoW before i left for work. I never thought i was gonna get here but only 2 more levels till i'm 60 and then there will be hell to pay for the horde!!! Along with lots of corpse humping! That's right!! I'm a corpse humper!! What's it to you?!?!

Well anyhoo back at work. It was sooo...
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I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER!!!!!

Well another day in the life of me. I get to work an extra 11 hours this week while my manager gets to go to the Annual Management Retreat at nun other than Disneyland. How the fuck does that work out? Hmmm i sit here by myself, spanking it whenever i can, and he gets to go to disneyland. Granted there are some meetings in...
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I would like to cordially invite you all the the Pants party!!!

So my roomates are gone for the weekend and i'm sitting at my desk in nothing but my undies and my window is open and it's really cold and my nipples could cut glass. Yea....i just thought i'd share that. Bedtime!!

don't forget to turn back the clocks!!

Back at the ole work again. I'm getting annoyed with this whole one day off a week shit. This management training class is starting to suck ballsack. It's so long and boring and tedious and i just want to slit my wrists while i'm in it. BLEH

Hey at least i'm gonna get 2 days off next week thanks to good ole easter. I'm just...
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Ugh i have so much shit to do today. I fuckin have homework for work. I have to fill out like 30 pages of shit for my management training class. Along with my regular shit around the store and i'm gonna put it all off untill the last possible moment to get it done. Because that's how how i roll bitches! I can't get things...
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So this older woman can into my store today and for some reason i was totaly attracted to her. She had this outfit on that had her breasts popping out like crazy. She was a huge flirt and hopping all over beds and stuff and being a total tease. I got a huge erection over it. I had to do the tuck up and hold...
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