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KaliDoom manned the wheel as I commandeered the disc changer. The bucket seats had caught afire somewhere back near Greenwood, and our asses burned, but fuck it, no time to put it out. Indianapolis was a memory: We were halfway to Louisville at the Invitation of SGKY, and like Tufnel's amps, our anticipation went to 11.

And what a blast. Met the incredibly cool and...
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I love the Alley Cat.

Holy Hand Grenade Batman! Lookit all the new friends. And with that, we move right on to the test...


JeffyTest Part I - True or False

1) Jeffy cannot swim. True.

I am astounded how many cool people are in this town and the greater Ohio area (though I am not from there) If I met you last night, you are pretty spiffy. Word.



I've been having problems with my hearing lately...nothing major, I've just noticed I've been having to ask for a lot of 'come again?' and it's not for lack of understanding...

And just...
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Today, I work.

Tomorrow, I bowl.

Sunday, I coma.

Monday, I learn compound sentences.

What a glorious morning. I shall do glorious things, so that I do not stick out.


This precious syrup-sweet moment brought to you by coffee.

Smoking and I are not speaking to each other for a while.


UPDATE: Smoking came by last night, banging on the outside door, drunk as usual.

"Go home," I mumble. "We'll talk about this later."

"Lemme in! Goddammit! I want my book back!"

Smoking could only have been referring to my Infinite Jest softspine. "Excuse me, I paid for that. You were just there to...
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So the Vagina Monologues went off without a hitch. The ladies were great, and although I was the only non-vagina listed in the program, by the end of the weekend I was proclaimed with official "Vagina Friendly Status." How fucking awesome!



Here's to never getting laid again.

Sound the trumpets! I am doing theatre again! If you're in Indy, come see The Vagina Monologues at United States of Mind Friday and Saturday.[/shamlessplug]

(I am doing tech, so you won't get to see my bony ass perform, but the girls are pretty good. One in particular )

I am so jacked up just being in a theatre space again. Tis been too fucking...
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Valentine's Day. Fuck.

Ok, decision time.

One more month, then I am going grey for a while. I realized there are some major things I need to get done, and as cool as this site is, lately it has become a distraction, albeit a cool one.

In any case, friends (all... , hold still, I can't count when yr moving around like that...yeah, all three of you )...
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SO I was out with my friend KharnalBloodLust a while back, and she spotted a flirty exchange between myself and the woman at the Bagel shop.

K- Dude, she was hitting the hard flirt.

Me- ...eh?

Apparently, I lack the ability to know if someone is checking me out, verbally. And I didn't know that I was being especially flirty. Me so confused. I thought...
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