katiebarthedoor

i'm a subscriber to the theory that no no matter what your job is, or how appealing it sounds you cant enjoy it.
you get paid to watch kung-fu movies? fluff porn stars? test roller-coasters? it matters not. once you utter the declaration 'i gotta go to work' it becomes a huge pain in the ass,

Do you know who I am?
I...don't know how to put this, but, i'm kindof a big deal...
People know me.
I'm very important, i have many leather-bound books.

well it's been a couple days since my triumphant return, and it has been nice. the people have spoken, and declared in one perfect voice: "katiebarthedoor is the balls."
i thank you.
of course one...
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yeah, yeah...i'm back. dont get all mushy.

im all moved in, and my broadband is hooked up. thats all i got right now.

also, my mom backed into my car. i'm still in shock.

for the next week, before i do anything, i'm gonna aks "hey what would Seth Geko do?"
....because Seth Geko is awesome.

...to the max.

edit: i just got around to...
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i have been very busy lately, but without getting into specifics, my life is pretty awesome in general right now.
everyone is always talking about how important it is to enjoy the little things. fuck that. i mean, yeah, its nice when youre changing CDs and you catch an Elvis Costello song on the radio, or read a lush comic book.
sometimes, just sometimes, dont...
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ok i applied for two new rad groups. i wont tell you about the first one, but i will say Ash is a radtastic group leader. i feel safe there.

the second one i can't tell you about. you see, the first rule is i cant talk about it. but if it's your first night there...you have to fight.

my ribs still cause me terrific...
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guess who has two broken floater ribs and is and is very pissed off and it hurts to breathe and now i can 't even feel the medication they gave me and it hurts so bad *huff, puff*...and two thumbs.

this guy.

anyhoo....
i noticed something.
when i'm sober and not high i'm very witty and charming. like a Jack Lemon/Walter Mathau team up. timing,...
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why do they feel compelled?

it never fails. equal parts girls and booze = "can we put make-up on you?"
its never "hey, lets both blow him" or "do you want us to pillowfight?", no its always straight to the gender confusing ritual of painting me up like a jezzibelle.
so when i say 'yeah.....were not gonna do that', I end up looking like the...
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