doontheloon:
If i were to ever be bottled i would probably taste like tobacco, cologne, and whiskey. nobody wants to drink that.
junip:
Not sugar and spice and everything nice? 
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doontheloon:
harhar
dave_:
Whooo Hooo!
dave_:
Summer is coming. And will remind me that I used to do all that stuff (without the rape whistle) but not any more.
diablo68:
I'm ready for some sun at least, soon! Here it is, almost Spring and we are still getting some snow. Ugh....
"guys like me were born loving girls like you"
Watched 'Young Adult' today and was a little disappointed. I don't know what I was expecting but I guess I wasn't expeccting it to be that sad. This line stayed with me though. Patton Oswald plays a character that's kinda dorky, likes action figures, isn't bursting with self confidence and he says this to Charlize Theron,...
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Watched 'Young Adult' today and was a little disappointed. I don't know what I was expecting but I guess I wasn't expeccting it to be that sad. This line stayed with me though. Patton Oswald plays a character that's kinda dorky, likes action figures, isn't bursting with self confidence and he says this to Charlize Theron,...
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slinkydog:
I haven't seen it yet but I like Patton Oswalt so I might give it a rent. Not too crazy about sad movies though.
apparently I missed the memo that when a boy says "i love you" the correct response is not, "wtf?! no you don't. shutup" over and over again. 
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dave_:
Sounds just like you!
And yes, the memo discourages that response. But now he knows the impact he made on you.
And yes, the memo discourages that response. But now he knows the impact he made on you.
junip:
oh trust me there were numerous, "no. stop it's".
I guess I was taken just a bit back. When you're starting to get to know someone and they mention their family doesn't express emotions and they have a really hard time saying I love you, you don't expect for a year or so in. Or maybe that's just me.
Either way, it got discussed the following day and we're on pretty level playing ground now. oh lordy, this is when the fun starts, huh?
I guess I was taken just a bit back. When you're starting to get to know someone and they mention their family doesn't express emotions and they have a really hard time saying I love you, you don't expect for a year or so in. Or maybe that's just me.
Either way, it got discussed the following day and we're on pretty level playing ground now. oh lordy, this is when the fun starts, huh?
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catdad:
cute shirt
arghsnakes:
thanks for the add
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lectorvyal:
no doubt you loved it ...me...i have this dislike of goat cheese and bacon, apart or together
junip:
What is wrong with you people?!?!
squash is amazing!!! and bacon goes with everything!!!
jk. to each his own
squash is amazing!!! and bacon goes with everything!!!
jk. to each his own
This is and will always be one of my favorite movie quotes...
Ivy: When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?
Lucius: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask...
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Ivy: When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?
Lucius: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask...
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dave_:
I own that movie!!! One of the few I thought "This is a movie I want to have on my shelf".
I mentioned a bit ago that I was writing a story for class about my first kiss and some peeps asked me to post it when I was finished so here ya go...
Chapter 1
Full On Lip Contact
A first kiss can be life changing. It can physically knock the wind out of you. The connection can stop you in your tracks and encourage...
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Chapter 1
Full On Lip Contact
A first kiss can be life changing. It can physically knock the wind out of you. The connection can stop you in your tracks and encourage...
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dave_:
Super impressed! I loved it.!
junip:
For sure. thanks guys for checking it out!!! I get so nervous and insecure about my writing that it's nice to have people give me a thumbs up every now and then. 
About my contract.... So, a little over two weeks ago I got offered a paid spot on a reality TV show. I can't tell you which one, but know that it requires me to stay in my current state for awhile. And that current state is with an intact hymen. Yep, full on virgin status. That's me.
Here's the twist. There's this boy. A really...
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Here's the twist. There's this boy. A really...
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lectorvyal:
sorry, i just tend to look at things literally, cryptic has never been my strong point.
remember its only sex, who cares about being perfect or doing things right for your first time, your putting to much pressure on your self, just....go with it, relax and have fun, that's what sex should be..not a set of rules to follow or constantly worry over that your not doing it right.
forget insecurities, showing someone what you like is half the fun of sex..teaching your partner your turn ons and turn offs is part of it, no one can ever know exactly how someone else likes to be pleasured....its why we have the ability to talk to each other
remember its only sex, who cares about being perfect or doing things right for your first time, your putting to much pressure on your self, just....go with it, relax and have fun, that's what sex should be..not a set of rules to follow or constantly worry over that your not doing it right.
forget insecurities, showing someone what you like is half the fun of sex..teaching your partner your turn ons and turn offs is part of it, no one can ever know exactly how someone else likes to be pleasured....its why we have the ability to talk to each other
junip:
Thanks for your input guys. Sometimes just writing this stuff out lets me get a bit of perspective on it.
If you were dating a girl you really liked but you knew you couldn't have sex with her for a month (cause she's under contract) what would you do?
Would you let her tease you until your bod ached or would you just try and not let that part even start?
I'm asking for ummm, a research paper? yeah, that sounds good. I'll go with...
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Would you let her tease you until your bod ached or would you just try and not let that part even start?
I'm asking for ummm, a research paper? yeah, that sounds good. I'll go with...
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jeanbean:
a month is not that long to wait. But a nice slow tease does make the end that much more explosive......
junip:
Since there are clearly numerous unanswered questions, I'm just gonna post a new blog adressing this topic
(I mean research topic. awww crap. I'm a bad liar).
(I mean research topic. awww crap. I'm a bad liar).
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211f:
Lets go on a first date and get those with a fried egg!!!!! Don't forget to rock the black ones with the line 
catdad:
Yum. My jaw aches just looking at the size of that burger.