I was taking some redonculous survey one day it posed this question:
Honestly, what would you do if you walked in on your gf cheating?
So I decided that it would be a good chance for me myself to explain what would really happen....just in case
Here was my response:
Well I will be very descriptive then, First I would open the door or curtain. Then this is when I saw the Individual Male Suspect that just happened to be laying with the one I called my girl......And then my eyes would instantly flare red. They would be as red or green as if you were to burn pure Strontium or Lithium. I would then procede to slowly walk away from the "area" and hope nobody noticed. then I would go grab two Items, the first being a Katana and the second is a M2 .50 Caliber Machine Gun. First I would stage my 50 Cal just outside of the room down the hall way (but If i were to open the door they would see it) And then I would run in and [Presuming that he was on top at the time] cut of his left arm. and then I would cut off his right arm. And while they were both in shock i would pick up his severed, bloody arms and continue to hit him until he falls off of the bed and then with a butcher knife I would cut off and inch of his leg off every split second. I would of course make sure she hadn't left the room... As soon as I got above the Knee Caps I would cut his Male Reproductive Organ off and throw it at her face (while wearing latex free desposable gloves). Then of course "It takes two to Tango", so I would walk calmly out into the hallway (with blood dripping from my attire) and kick open the door... Then I would load my 50 cal with highly explosive ammunition. Then I would procede to unload over 1000 rounds into the soon to be corpse of my mischievous EX-girlfriend. Now I know of course that it would be hard to shoot any target with 1000 rounds and still have matter...But I would fire in the direction of her old body......Then of course because I would not want to be questioned by the Police Officers....I would strap my entire building with 14 pounds of C4 per room.....This is assuming that each room is more than 144 square feet.... I would wire it with some titanium plated wire just to ensure that it would not break or spark out. Well anyway...no matter what or how I wired the explosives as they would be, they would have a two minute, tamper proof system and I would detonate them sooner as long as I am in a safe distance. After I have accomplished this, I would then procede to end my own life by use of a Vehicle. Preferably a Silver 2002 Z06 Corvette. I would drive as fast as I could into either a brick wall or police car. If there were any available.....of course I would not have my seatbelt on...but In the case that I was still Alive I would have a 45 with 2 full clips of ammuntion and 3 live grenades. Just in case. And I would do this because I would not want to live with the fact that I had killed my girl. However, If after committing this deed of neccessity, If I had chosen not to end my life, I would procede to drive an hour and a half in a northern direction to reach canada and I would a start a new life with a changed name of Victor Van Villain and claim that I had come from a small area in Iceland. But just to get enough money to get situated, I would perforn small stunt work for movies and birthday parties.
Roughly, that is it
Honestly, what would you do if you walked in on your gf cheating?
So I decided that it would be a good chance for me myself to explain what would really happen....just in case
Here was my response:
Well I will be very descriptive then, First I would open the door or curtain. Then this is when I saw the Individual Male Suspect that just happened to be laying with the one I called my girl......And then my eyes would instantly flare red. They would be as red or green as if you were to burn pure Strontium or Lithium. I would then procede to slowly walk away from the "area" and hope nobody noticed. then I would go grab two Items, the first being a Katana and the second is a M2 .50 Caliber Machine Gun. First I would stage my 50 Cal just outside of the room down the hall way (but If i were to open the door they would see it) And then I would run in and [Presuming that he was on top at the time] cut of his left arm. and then I would cut off his right arm. And while they were both in shock i would pick up his severed, bloody arms and continue to hit him until he falls off of the bed and then with a butcher knife I would cut off and inch of his leg off every split second. I would of course make sure she hadn't left the room... As soon as I got above the Knee Caps I would cut his Male Reproductive Organ off and throw it at her face (while wearing latex free desposable gloves). Then of course "It takes two to Tango", so I would walk calmly out into the hallway (with blood dripping from my attire) and kick open the door... Then I would load my 50 cal with highly explosive ammunition. Then I would procede to unload over 1000 rounds into the soon to be corpse of my mischievous EX-girlfriend. Now I know of course that it would be hard to shoot any target with 1000 rounds and still have matter...But I would fire in the direction of her old body......Then of course because I would not want to be questioned by the Police Officers....I would strap my entire building with 14 pounds of C4 per room.....This is assuming that each room is more than 144 square feet.... I would wire it with some titanium plated wire just to ensure that it would not break or spark out. Well anyway...no matter what or how I wired the explosives as they would be, they would have a two minute, tamper proof system and I would detonate them sooner as long as I am in a safe distance. After I have accomplished this, I would then procede to end my own life by use of a Vehicle. Preferably a Silver 2002 Z06 Corvette. I would drive as fast as I could into either a brick wall or police car. If there were any available.....of course I would not have my seatbelt on...but In the case that I was still Alive I would have a 45 with 2 full clips of ammuntion and 3 live grenades. Just in case. And I would do this because I would not want to live with the fact that I had killed my girl. However, If after committing this deed of neccessity, If I had chosen not to end my life, I would procede to drive an hour and a half in a northern direction to reach canada and I would a start a new life with a changed name of Victor Van Villain and claim that I had come from a small area in Iceland. But just to get enough money to get situated, I would perforn small stunt work for movies and birthday parties.
Roughly, that is it
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jocelynn:
I hear Mexico is a better place to live than Canada.... Yea, go there instead if this ever pans out, pretty please.
oskar:
Runnnnniinng with the Devil.