jonze

Springtime...meh, I prefer winter. But it's Spring Weekend here on campus, which means that there's thousands of stupid drunk fucks running amuck (of which I am one, it's true). It also means it's crunch time for finals soon, and well, maybe taking 23 credits wasn't too hot of an idea. Maybe. I think I'll manage, but it's gonna be a bit rough.

Woke up this...
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Question for y'all: If a roommate steals a beer (a precious and expensive imported beer) even after you tell him 'no, you can't have one', and in return you throw a jar of peanut butter (because it was on hand) at him, are you in the wrong?

Btw, it was an almost empty jar so it was light and not going to really hurt unless...
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Got word that I'll actually have my own damn apartment over the summer, only have to crash at someone's place for a week or three. Now I just gotta keep my car runnin'.

Finished two big presentations between today and yesterday, had to dress up, which I loath doing...ties and I don't get along, but it's a nice load off my back....now I just gotta...
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meh.

Imagine that....fuckin' drunk post....it seems to be that is the only state in which I make truly honest posts...I think I've really fallen for someone but she's like 7 years younger than me...which means she's like 19 or so. But between her work schedule and my abject cowardice i can't seem to ask her out on a date. Fuck. Shit. Piss, motherfuckin', cock...goddamn it...I like...
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So fuck all the reviewers, I loved 'Doomsday'. People looked at me funny when I said I loved the 'Tomb Raider' movies and they'll look at me funny for loving this one too. I went into those movies not expecting anything more than what they oh-so-obviously promise, and that's exactly what I got, and I, for one, am fine with that.
Some of the suspension...
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One more hour till the season finale of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and I'm fuckin' giddy. I really hope Fox learns from their mistake with Firefly and doesn't cancel their best damn show after one season.

--Updates--
Fuckin' Cliffhangers. Now I've got more questions than ever. DAMN YOU, FOX!!

In equally shallow entertainment news, I saw the trailer for 'Doomsday' and I'm pretty psyched...
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Has anyone seen my balls? They appear to have run off somewhere. I like her, I'm almost positive she likes me...why couldn't I ask her out? Fuck. And because of different things, I won't have class with her for another 3 weeks. Double-fuck. I'm beginning to think I should ask her on Facebook as that's the only way I can think of getting ahold of...
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I'm the motherflippin'



They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like...
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NOOOO!!! Abbie went grey! There shall be much wailing and grinding of teeth! I'm a sad jonzey now....