jonnyboy1979

a weekend of sex

im watching family guy

1. Had sex: yes

2. Bought something: deisel

3. Gotten sick: hope not

5. Been kissed: yes

6. Ate something: kebab

7. Felt stupid: yes i electrocuted myself at work today

8. Talked to an ex: no

9. Missed someone: like hell

10. Hugged someone: yes

Last person who....

1. Slept in your bed: natasha

2. Saw you cry : no one

3. Made you...
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my geckos just laid two eggs
time for some tlc

my nephew goes to southampton university on sunday
im so jealous.
i wish i was back on my freshers week.
ive told him in the next week he will probably fuck more girls than he will in the rest of his life.
enjoy!!!!

just watched the german film downfall.
i feel kinda happy that good cinema still exists.

just saw land of the dead.
i feel like vomiting it was so bad.
asia argento looked as good as ever but what the fuck was george thinking? why did he feel the need to fuck up a legacy.
oh well. im looking forward to watching serenity.
why does good tv get killed while bad tv is allowed to grow?
firefly was one of the...
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got a whole week off work
nothing to do but pull myself silly

skint till end of month so membership may run out
but i will be back!!!

fucking scratched my car

woke up with the worlds largest spot on my back
anyone wanna burst it for me??