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i met another commie today. i got some. i have "the munchies." i'm going for a bike ride this weekend.

Here. Watch it.i've been telling people for years, these are some crazy, dangerous fuckers.

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/



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Update!

i still hate cops.

Amanda is an interweb ho.

Riley wants some humping.

i need to alter my concious state.

i want a hot tub.

The gay man at my work is hot.

An old friend from Deutschland has been emailing me.

Estonia is looking pretty good.
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thenewpope:
<----- Interweb ho.
thenewpope:
You have to admit that I am much more interested in picking up after myself than you are.
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Gotta get a plane ticket for my boy. Excited he's coming out for the summer. i think i'll go get him a bicycle so he's not having to just sit here when i'm at work.

Glad to have Amanda back. It sucked not having her here. i was lonely. She's the coolest. Ever.

i want a birfday cake. And some birfday fried chicken breasteses, as...
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polaris:
i had so much fun with amanda. thank you for sharing her with me. i also miss your keg shaped ass. happy belated birthday. i'm sorry i missed it. will celebrate in september. miss ya
thenewpope:
douche
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If you chase Amanda with pee, she will scream like a pig being slaughtered.... You know, in case you were wondering.
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thenewpope:
Do you miss me?
polaris:
i am ruining your beautiful flower with booze.
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Happy May Day!
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polaris:
thanks for the hospitality and sacrificing your 3 day weekend to 2 obnoxious drunk girls. i had such a fun time and i'm sure i'll see you soon again..
thenewpope:
slutty mcsluterson
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We barbequed some chicklens and some moocows. MMMMMM animal flesh is yummy.
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Saturday to do list:

Go to Home Depot
Mow grass
Take clothes to cleaners
Pay bills
Get groceries
Pet Rileydog
Go to gym
Inhale THC
Drink wine
Hump
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polaris:
are you ready to watch amanda and i drunkenly fall all over the streets of portland and embarass you?
thenewpope:
i like the new PLAN!
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thenewpope:
i love you, but you snore loud.
thenewpope:
hey bitchface..update this shit.
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Ack. Work tomorrow. i need to win the lottery. i'd move us to Estonia or Sweden.

The girlie misses her peeps. If you are a peep, go say hello.
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thenewpope:
i loves you too ♥
thenewpope:
hi, i still love you...wanna do it?