I went out clubbing last night. It wasn't my kind of place but I had to make friends with some people so hopefully I have someone to live with next year. It was a relatively predictable night, the music was predictable, the people were predictable, nothing surprised me. Until i was leaving.
A wet bit of floor managed to surprise me.
I went over backwards. Turned to my side so as not to hit my head. And landed on my shoulder. Hard.
I knew that it was going to be bad as soon as it happened but being the brave chap I am, I stood up brushed it off and carried on out of the club. Today I took a trip to A&E to find out that I have in fact fractured my collar bone. Woop-de-fucking-do. So now I'm pretty out of action in anything physical for a while so I'm going to make extra effort to stay active on here and entertain the lovely people that take time to pay attention.
Peace,
J x