jimmy_the_worm

This weekend has been pretty kill.
1. I got drunk at Russ' on Thursday night and got to flirt watonly with his girlfriend's 18-year-old friends.
2. I was so hungover the following morning that I got to leave work an hour after showing up a half-hour late.
3. Most of the movies I ordered off Amazon for my birthday came in.
4. We (The Dissimilars)...
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Good evening, dearest friends.
Uh...
I got nothin'. Fuck, I wish I had something to say. Does anybody have something interesting to say that I could borrow? I'll give it right back.

God of War is a hell of a drug.
My fingers are fucking killing me.

What little press I can muster:
Anybody reading this who digs crime fiction, immediately go to Hard Case Crime and give them all your money. Or at least look at the pretty cover art.
That is all.

Man, I totally forgot what I was gonna do.

Actually, with all the boobs on this website, I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often.

What I got in Frisco (besides not laid):
Ice Cube's AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted, Kill at Will, and Death Certificate on vinyl.

There was other stuff, but that was the most important, of course.

NEWSFLASH!

I can't do anything right.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

It's my birthday today. Twenty-nine long fucking years.

Christ, somebody kill me.

I know there's boobs and all on here, but all the cursive makes me feel kinda fruity. Is that natural?

I have arrived.
I am no good in cybernetic social situations, but I like looking at naked ladies. Now I have something else that is both Internet-related and a huge vacu-suck on my time and effort.
Still.
Best birthday present ever.