Ok I swear people in Texas can not fucking DRIVE in the first rain. Me, Brandon, and Robyn went out to see Somsara (kick ass concert, been to better, the sound guy was compleatly off, and the bar tenders did ot make their drinks well, but still the band made up for it) We got there about 12:15 am and the band was not due to go on for another 20 min so we walked down the Ace in the Hole to have Jearmy (ubber hot guy, lots of pearcings and just as many tattos) take a look at how well her nipple pearcings where doing.(just a reason to go Drool for a bit(both of us girls) So we stayed there for a few min but the where playing poker so we left after a bit of light flerting. (he was checking me out when we took Robyn to get hers done) When we got back to the bar there was a simi long line or some LOUD preppy chicks (you know the tye that are just there to make their boyfriends look good and to hold thier hand if they get hurt in the mosh pit types. They get on my nerves) When we finaly get back in the bar we order drinksWell normaly my first drink I get is a Cherry Vodka Sour(they are 1.50 at the bar I got to most of the time) well they have no clue how to make them. SSOOO Robyn asked for their hardest and sweetest drink. Brandon comes back with two sour ass long island iced teas. I was like ok this is a brand new bar so i will give them a little slack.
Well the band started up and the first three song compleatly blew. Finaly on the third song the sound guy caught up with the band and it was sweet. Lost of grinding and a few people moshing. One thing I judge what I am into is how much can you mosh to thier music. In between two of the song this chick walks up and starts playing with my extentions. She was hot so I was ok with it even thou it hurt a bit(they where pulling on my real hair) Then she started in telling me how cool they looked and such, so I gave her the tipical thank you. She then said something that threw me the fuck off....... she asked me if they where my real hair. Umm how much have you had to drink tonight young lady, cuse yarn dose not grow out of anyones head naturaly. So a few hot chicks, nice mosh pit, and a hot ass dumb bar tender, good night. Now I did not leav with out giving the bar tender a tip. ADD GRENDEAN to take the sour down a notch, if you want more alcahol to be bought you do not want to gag people with the sourness of yuor drinks. Also I got to meet one of the member of the bad (yea buddy if they make it huge I can say hey I meet him once)
When we left we thought hey food there is a pizza place down the street. Not going to happen as soon as we got to the frount door we nooticed that it was pourig down rain. I am wearing a white shirt, Brandon has on fishnet shirt and poor Robyn has freah nipple rings. Bad idea it raiing like this and the car was a fair distance from the bar. So we decided not to go get pizza that we just needed to go and eat else where. When We get to the car ( all three of us soacked) we see that there has been a wreck. From far back it looked like it was a few cars back from ours. Nope no such luck. When we walked up we saw that the back end of our car is now on top of the frount end of this bug. Yea the back weels where compleatly off the stret. Me and Brandon are both thinking shit they have to be stuck together. The driver of the bug got out to tell us what happend. This other car (that was siting halfway in the back of thier car) had lost thier brakes (while the driver and what looked like his gf where about to pull out) and had slamed into the back side of the bug pushing it into our car. I yell out at this poor mexican guy "Hey fucker there is a nice light pole over there you could have hit that"
He already had a tuck over there to pull him out of the ass of the now sqwished bug. The bug backed up and pop our car hits the ground untouched. (thank god it had just gotten out of the shop not hours before) We get the info from the drvier who caused said sqwuishing and while he is doing that me being the nice person that I am (and knowing a bit about cars) I went over the check out how bad the bug looked.) The right back fender and the bumper are both going to have to be taken off and new ones put in their place.(got to love fiberglass cars right) While I was looking at them the gf poped her head out of the car to ask me how bad it was. I explaned to her that yes it could be driven but would need this this and this needed to be done and I gave her a tip on how to keep her turn signal from fallig out (did i tell you how little i think of fiber glass cars?) I then tell the guy and we pull off thinking yea I am glad we waited a few to get out of the bar.
We managed to get all the way out of Deep Ellum before we are graced with the luck to almost be in another car wreck. The asshole in a black four door thinks that it was a smart idea to speed up to run a red light or something like that I have no clue I am in the car behind him. Not seeing that there is another car already stoped at the light and slams into the back end of that car. We then pull around them and when the light turned we left. I do not help out stuipid people. Although I was tempted to roll down the window and yell out hey he speed up that is why he hit you, not becuse of the rian. But yea it was raining and I did not fell like geting wetter. We got on to the highway and went down a few miles before spoting the body wagon lights. Dead give away that someone was not driving right. Now as we reach the area I spot a extened back SUV that is now siting on it's roof. Ouch I have been there and done that so I know that someone has to be hurt,So I called 911 on the cell phone. The first call did not go threw and I got a message saying that the caller I am trying to reach has gone out of said service area. WTF. So I try again this time I get ahold of someone and tell them hey on this spot on this highway there is a over turned suv ya might want to send someone over there. My good thing for thsi year has been done.
Well finaly reach the place of food stuffs adn have to sit there for 10 min so we could get a booth in the smokeing area. Thanks To Lura Miller you can't smoke inside any food place in Dallas city. So the place is packed. We got our spot and our food. About damn time. Right then two of my friends who I know have snakes came in so I chated with them for a bit and the guy behind them also has snakes and gave the the number of a place to buy cheep feeders Yippie. We leave there after cracking a few jokes about the pervo cop. He had to kcik two girls out for going to the bathroom at the same time. Wow they realy broke the law that time man.
So now I am at home tell you this shit and hoeping that you get a laugh out fo my fucked up night. I am going to go beat someone. Huggs and kisses
Jenn
Well the band started up and the first three song compleatly blew. Finaly on the third song the sound guy caught up with the band and it was sweet. Lost of grinding and a few people moshing. One thing I judge what I am into is how much can you mosh to thier music. In between two of the song this chick walks up and starts playing with my extentions. She was hot so I was ok with it even thou it hurt a bit(they where pulling on my real hair) Then she started in telling me how cool they looked and such, so I gave her the tipical thank you. She then said something that threw me the fuck off....... she asked me if they where my real hair. Umm how much have you had to drink tonight young lady, cuse yarn dose not grow out of anyones head naturaly. So a few hot chicks, nice mosh pit, and a hot ass dumb bar tender, good night. Now I did not leav with out giving the bar tender a tip. ADD GRENDEAN to take the sour down a notch, if you want more alcahol to be bought you do not want to gag people with the sourness of yuor drinks. Also I got to meet one of the member of the bad (yea buddy if they make it huge I can say hey I meet him once)
When we left we thought hey food there is a pizza place down the street. Not going to happen as soon as we got to the frount door we nooticed that it was pourig down rain. I am wearing a white shirt, Brandon has on fishnet shirt and poor Robyn has freah nipple rings. Bad idea it raiing like this and the car was a fair distance from the bar. So we decided not to go get pizza that we just needed to go and eat else where. When We get to the car ( all three of us soacked) we see that there has been a wreck. From far back it looked like it was a few cars back from ours. Nope no such luck. When we walked up we saw that the back end of our car is now on top of the frount end of this bug. Yea the back weels where compleatly off the stret. Me and Brandon are both thinking shit they have to be stuck together. The driver of the bug got out to tell us what happend. This other car (that was siting halfway in the back of thier car) had lost thier brakes (while the driver and what looked like his gf where about to pull out) and had slamed into the back side of the bug pushing it into our car. I yell out at this poor mexican guy "Hey fucker there is a nice light pole over there you could have hit that"
He already had a tuck over there to pull him out of the ass of the now sqwished bug. The bug backed up and pop our car hits the ground untouched. (thank god it had just gotten out of the shop not hours before) We get the info from the drvier who caused said sqwuishing and while he is doing that me being the nice person that I am (and knowing a bit about cars) I went over the check out how bad the bug looked.) The right back fender and the bumper are both going to have to be taken off and new ones put in their place.(got to love fiberglass cars right) While I was looking at them the gf poped her head out of the car to ask me how bad it was. I explaned to her that yes it could be driven but would need this this and this needed to be done and I gave her a tip on how to keep her turn signal from fallig out (did i tell you how little i think of fiber glass cars?) I then tell the guy and we pull off thinking yea I am glad we waited a few to get out of the bar.
We managed to get all the way out of Deep Ellum before we are graced with the luck to almost be in another car wreck. The asshole in a black four door thinks that it was a smart idea to speed up to run a red light or something like that I have no clue I am in the car behind him. Not seeing that there is another car already stoped at the light and slams into the back end of that car. We then pull around them and when the light turned we left. I do not help out stuipid people. Although I was tempted to roll down the window and yell out hey he speed up that is why he hit you, not becuse of the rian. But yea it was raining and I did not fell like geting wetter. We got on to the highway and went down a few miles before spoting the body wagon lights. Dead give away that someone was not driving right. Now as we reach the area I spot a extened back SUV that is now siting on it's roof. Ouch I have been there and done that so I know that someone has to be hurt,So I called 911 on the cell phone. The first call did not go threw and I got a message saying that the caller I am trying to reach has gone out of said service area. WTF. So I try again this time I get ahold of someone and tell them hey on this spot on this highway there is a over turned suv ya might want to send someone over there. My good thing for thsi year has been done.
Well finaly reach the place of food stuffs adn have to sit there for 10 min so we could get a booth in the smokeing area. Thanks To Lura Miller you can't smoke inside any food place in Dallas city. So the place is packed. We got our spot and our food. About damn time. Right then two of my friends who I know have snakes came in so I chated with them for a bit and the guy behind them also has snakes and gave the the number of a place to buy cheep feeders Yippie. We leave there after cracking a few jokes about the pervo cop. He had to kcik two girls out for going to the bathroom at the same time. Wow they realy broke the law that time man.
So now I am at home tell you this shit and hoeping that you get a laugh out fo my fucked up night. I am going to go beat someone. Huggs and kisses
Jenn
take care of yourself.