jarfmonster

I just had one of those moments of nostalgia.

Remember the greatness that was 1997-2000 in movies?

Remember all those great coming-of-age teen movies? Remember how not one of the actors in those movies were a teen? As I look back, I really wish my four years of high school were like any of those movies. Let's name a few. Scream, Scream II, Scream III,...
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I was scammed... by the US GOVERNMENT.

This whole economic stimulus thing is just like one of those emails you get saying you've won Bostwana's national lottery, except this mail comes from a US government agency and even has those spiffy perforated envelopes which tells you they mean business.

I admit I was skeptical at first. Why would the government, especially THIS government give everyone...
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im thinking about quitting smoking.

its lost its high school grandeur and is now just becoming an inconvenience. i pretty much base every aspect of my life around it. when i wake up, before class, before work, after work, during work, after meals, during band practice, after hockey, while im drinking.

and longevity runs in my family, so although i probably fucked that one up...
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Ever find it odd that the world considers the back of your hand the side that is always facing forward?

Sometimes life enjoys kicking me in the ass.

Ever notice how much medicine costs? It's fucking expensive, even for the store brand stuff, that in my opinion, works better then the name brand stuff. Anyway, to combat these high prices my family usually buys the hospital-sized medicine packs (you know those 12 packs of dayquil). But here's the thing. We never get sick.

So I...
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For some reason the past couple of days I've been in this bleak apocalyptic mood. I've been frequenting YouTube watching videos of nuclear explosions and wiki-ing odd subjects like World War III and the Doomsday Clock.

Yea, I don't know why I am either.

If I learned anything from being a history major for the past 4 years, I know one thing. No one wants...
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Remember when you were kids and thought about the year 2000? Did most of you think everything would be different and hi-tech looking? Flying cars and every building sleek in design with a mirror-glass facade. Futuristic clothes and haircuts, with different words meaning "cool" (the short-lived "heavy" in Back to the Future from the 80s maybe?). Perhaps a diplomatic revolution, with a world government.... world...
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So I'm at the bar tonight talking to some friends and I realized a couple things. For one almost everyone smokes pot. I deliberately didn't generalize because I know some people are adamant opponents of the substance, but lets be realistic, almost everyone smokes pot. And it is much like cigarettes, people who smoked pot when they were in high school and college are STILL...
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Yay for new album/pics!

I hate my Tuesdays and Thursdays. Here's why.

I have three classes. Two are back-to-back, and then I have a fairly inconvenient break before my third. Also I have work from 445-11. Here's the catch. My third class ends at 430 and with university traffic it's a 20 minute drive back to work. The other catch is that I have to walk a mile (in...
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Hockey kills me. I took a shot right in the ribs last night, my knee is the size of a kickball, my groin is probably all ripped to shit, and I'm horribly sore. I'd say I need a new hobby, but this is too much damn fun. Plus, I love all the fans that come out to support.

Ugh class. Be back later.