By popular demand, here is a blog about the good things in life! And a reminder that this site is for casting off your cares and indulging in the things we all love...
So here we go:
1) Cheesecake
I fucking love this stuff. True story: as a kid of 10 or 11, on a dare from my cousin Joe, I once ate an entire cheesecake in one sitting at a Thanksgiving dinner with my family. Adult-onset lactose intolerance now makes me think this is an impossible feat, without an urgent-care visit... but for skinny-ass adolescent me, it was a breeze. This was AFTER a three-course Italian holiday meal, mind you. Kids are hollow fucking nuclear reactors, I swear. I did not even get a stomach ache that day. Now I have an extra slice of pizza and I am constipated for two days. Oy!
The best cheesecake I ever had was at Pizzeria Uno... they had an Apple-Cinnamon Swirl one that was to DIE for. Sadly, they do not make it anymore. My particular curse is that when I find something I am crazy about, usually no one else likes it and it goes away.
2) Boobs
I love boobs! Who doesn't? This is the 21st century... even the Sapphic ladies can be open about their love of boobs nowadays. And gods bless them... men are gross! To be honest, I am more of an assman, always have been. But nothing is softer and sweeter and more comforting than the breast. Not a fan of the breast enhancement... I often find a slender girl much sexier with small breasts, actually. But I understand why you ladies do it, and what makes YOU happy is the most important thing. Just don't do it for anyone else.
Where do all you rate on this? Boobs, ass, or legs/feet (for the weirdos)? Lol. The picture featured is the amazing @lynienicole , my current breast crush (and an all-around smashing beauty, to boot).
3) Beer
Ah, beer, what can I say about thee? As a part-time alcoholic, I have a love/hate relationship with all adult beverages. Lately, my bloated ass mostly drinks Truly (spiked seltzer) in an effort to maintain a low-carb diet. But when you drink as much as I do, they add up anyway.
My favorite beer of all time used to be Newcastle Brown Ale, because I am half-English, and because it is dark and manly-looking, but does not taste as asslike as Guinness (sorry, drinkers of the Black Stuff, much respect... but that shit is gross.) BUT Newcastle is made in Holland now, instead of England!! WTF is this crap? So mostly, if I drink beer it is something cost-effective like Genessee (yes, they do still make Genny, you buttmunches). Let's be honest, real lushes do not drink for the flavor anyway.
Alrighty then! That was fun. Post your thoughts on any and/or all of these subjects. And thank you to my brothers @buddy3338 and @kaptaine for reminding my vengeful ass to lighten the fuck up. You guys rock... much love. ;-}>