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Im doing some sterling work over on twitter.
This is me
And because im a attention-seeking ego-maniac who needs your laughter to validate his life here are my greatest hits...
has just had a business idea, for a belgian action star's shellfish restaurant that runs on rails. Its called Van Damme's Clam Tram.
'two and a half men...in my fridge and i will kill again' #horrorsitcoms
it aint half hot mum...in this cauldron you have put me in #horrorsitcoms
the IT (that scary clown) crowd #horrorsitcoms
gang-green wing #horrorsitcoms
WHAT? THIS IS MY BLOG AND I DO WHAT I FUCKIN WANT.
Imagine all the "hot" I could've got for my dollar had I stumbled in to Primark instead of Debenhams....
Alright, maybe not.