Monday Dec 28, 2009

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In honor of the holidays, please enjoy haikus about food excess:

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty

Mother overfeeds
Half ton son loses control
Burgers bring no joy

Your turn. Gimme some of that 5-7-5...
testykitten:
my mother's carrots
made with a stick of butter
killed uncle ted dead
alfaduetto:
Paula Dean's cooking
Should be a D felony
No freedom for life

Thursday Dec 24, 2009

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

- opening line from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

If you have not read this, you must read this.

Another Gem: "Mr. Darcy watched Elizabeth and her sisters work their way outward, beheading zombie after zombie as they went."

I can't believe poached costume drama...
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amarillo:
i just bought two copies of this book

one for me

one for the bf

and i mailed his to him

he got it yesterday

biggrin

Wednesday Dec 23, 2009

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Getting a massage today. Resisting the urge to make obvious handjob jokes.
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danydarko:
Fuck I need a massage.. U ever get a thai massage? Its the bee's knees...
louisiana:
:p

Glad you like us- the next time we're playing in NY is on the 28th at Arlene's Grocery.

Monday Dec 21, 2009

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It has been said that the last words preceding most premature deaths in Alabama are: "Watch this."

This weekend, I brought Dixie north.

Far from dead but close to stupid, I cracked a rib last week in a drunken effort to "superman" by balancing my torso on a narrow half-wall thingy that divides my kitchen from living room. My back was bowed, legs curved upward,...
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trilby:
Ouch
Would have loved to have seen the superman pose though
Hope you feel better soon...but you probably wont, think ribs take a few months to heal
Gentle hug
Trilby
trilby:
Thanks, the worst thing about it all is that I have no patients at all, and such a small attention span....i basically get easily bored.
But a quite like this bloke so fingers crossed

Thursday Dec 17, 2009

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Dreamed I was a fireman. I just smoked and watched you burn.
bailey:
dreamed i was a dream.....stole you away, away in your sleep
trilby:
Loved your pics too wink
nice dream, i love fires

Wednesday Dec 16, 2009

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Things can get ugly when parents cross the line between loving support for their children, and over-parenting-protectionism.

I had a neighbor who breast fed her daughter until the youngster was five.

I'm no Dr. Spock, but if the kid is old enough to ASK for it, the kid is too old to breastfeed.

Along similar lines, someone has created a Web site devoted to exposing...
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Tuesday Dec 15, 2009

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My office, as it happens, is directly above the Museum of Sex. They post sex-related factoids on their windows facing Fifth Avenue in the Flatiron District.

My favorite being: The Argentinian Lake duck has a penis that is 19-inches long and shaped like a corkscrew

New Yorkers: They opened their revamped gift shop just in time for holiday dildos!

The only place in the City...
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iamthelaw:
Yup. Corkscrew.
discoquette:
hello boy I m glad you enjoy my set, thanks for your sweet comment smile

Monday Dec 14, 2009

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Much funnier than they intended: Morrissey web store apologizes for mentioning turkey in Thanksgiving mass e-mailing.
iamthelaw:
The Official Morrissey Webstore wishes to apologize to Morrissey store mailing list members who may have seen the mass e-mail advertisement that was sent out after Thanksgiving which mentioned eating turkey. Morrissey is a strict vegetarian and abhors the killing of defenseless animals for food. This ad was not endorsed in any way by Morrissey.

Sunday Dec 13, 2009

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As much as social networking tools have revolutionized the way we connect, they have revolutionized the way I find out what other people think about the weather.

For example: "I'm cold"

Does this need to broadcast our states of mind and body make us hyper awarene of them? Is "I'm cold" a default when we sit down and simply have nothing to say?






iamthelaw:
That said, I'm cold

Friday Dec 11, 2009

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Hasids v. Hotties


Since when does a religious sect get to dictate transportation policy, based solely on men's inability to not become sexually aroused ... outside of Afghanistan?
hollystar:
miao!!
minie:
one that is afraid of the outside world. here is a good question....
will religion be as affective as it once was in a post-modern, globalized world?
seems many religions are based on ignorance and fear of the changing world
outside their fence. Islam, Christianity and Judaism seem to cling to old archaic
beliefs that suppress women's rights...hmmmm....

Friday Dec 11, 2009

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Dang. Who sent winter the invitation? This morning's weather featured frigid wind blowing needles.

And who was the wise guy who went running in the gloaming of dawn in brutal 23 degrees? Moi. (Any excuse to break out the spandex).

I'm having a difficult time determining whether that means I'm conscientious, masochistic, or narcissistic.

Thursday Dec 10, 2009

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"Its hard to come up with any clearly productive financial innovations of recent decades other than the ATM" - Krugman
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iamthelaw:
SO what you're saying is that the only "productive innovation of recent decades" kind of sucks! I think you are correct MiniE
minie:
Let's see it has been created to benefit the capitalism we inhale everyday.
I remember when we had to walk into a bank and show our I.D's to the teller
to pull money out of our accounts. If you wanted your money bad enough
you literally had to get in your car and drive to the bank (during bank hours)
to get money...I miss those days. My money seemed to last longer back
then...way back then...now it is a fleeting love affair my money and I have.
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