Friday Jan 28, 2005

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I have made two important life discoveries as of late.

Discovery number one: I do not look good with facial hair. No, I will not provide pictures of this as evidence.

Discovery number two: The Gillette Sensor 3 is the most ill conceived razor in the history of modern man.
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0theamazingrando:
God man.. I fucking hate shaving.. not like I could grow much facial hair anyway, but jesus... electric razors really give me the burn.
cheevo:
You cosplay as Commander Chekov too? Wow! love

Friday Jan 21, 2005

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mthrsuperior:
I should name my band "Boom Boom Crash".
That was awesome!
plasticfangs:
The similarity is pretty frightening... smile

Wednesday Jan 19, 2005

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Entertainment is food poisoning.
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kennyg:
With the new profile pic, I don't immediately think of Lion-O but...

soma__:
but is food poisiong entertainment- THAT is the question!!!! in my experience, its not been too entertaining though perhaps for those around who relished watching my suffering....

nice profile pic btw

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Saturday Jan 15, 2005

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I have updated my profile picture as requested by GlassHeart. I was shooting for simple, elegant and tasteful. What do you think?

I tried to change my alias to ручка but it wouldn't let me.
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retroactivwe:
Lenny would be proud
fenris23:
very cool.

Tuesday Jan 11, 2005

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I went jogging today for the first time in almost 3 months. Foolishly, I tried the same run I was doing after jogging all summer and by the end I was pretty sure I was going to die. Most of my higher body functions seemed to have stopped, I was emitting an interesting aroma, I was dripping with perspiration and my breath tasted like blood....
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handle:
there are no comments for this journal entry... yeah, I guess there might be a little too much information there.

Sunday Jan 09, 2005

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Before the holiday season, stomach had shrunk to the perfect size that conveniently fit my schedule and budget. I still have yet to re-condition myself to such a state.

I've begin to factor parking tickets in to my annual expenses. They seem unavoidable and inescapable. They should play "I fought the law" in the waiting room at the DPT office. If the universe is balanced...
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fenris23:
*fenris nods
Traffic cops.

Friday Jan 07, 2005

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How bout that weather?
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stitchy:
i'm sorry. now i feel bad. it's all fun and games with me til someone gets hurt. don't be mad, i'll edit.
you aren't going sue me for misrepresentation are you??? frown
stitchy:
oh okay, good. *whew*
you do know, that this means you have 2 free 'make fun of stitch all over the internet cards', right?! i realize pay back is a bitch. bring it on!!! smile

Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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I woke up early, took back the car I was borrowing to Sonoma and came back to SF to pick up my car from the shop. As soon as I got home I began the sanitation process for the party I'm hosting this evening. Work tomorrow be damned! I need to rack up my debauchery points for the new year!
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datsun:
Thanks so much for hosting! It was fun! I definitely want to have you guys come out and play in the kitchen with me.
sonofmorrissey:
Thanks for hosting dude!
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