1) I think your taste in music sucks.
2) Seriously, you have really bad taste in music.
3) Why do you listen to this shit?
4) OH MY GOD, Seriously, do you even own any good music?
5) Please tell me your parents gave this record to you as a gift, and you haven't traded it yet.
6) You saw that band live? You would have had a better listening experience if you had flushed your money down a toilet!
7) I don't hate my ex-wife because of the divorce. I hate my ex-wife because she kept my dog, and after taking care of it for ONE weekend, she let it out to poop, and forgot about him being outside, and my poor, awesome, dog got hit by a car and died.
8) I had a dog named Rotis, he was a giant black dog with the most pleasant disposition, and happiest smile of any dog ever. And then my ex-wife killed him.
9) I married a woman because she looked like Alyssa Milano. That's probably a good reason to sleep with a woman once or twice, but not a good reason to marry her.
10) Honestly, I don't like your taste in music.