ok....the next few weeks (when I post) will be a lot of bitching. i hate army (required) schools. we waste a lot of time, learning outdated doctrine, dealing with duechbags who've rarely if ever deployed.....
so, where to begin. up at 350am to get on post no later than 445am for height and weight. since i'm not a fatass, i was done pretty quick and was released til 820am. came back for 4hrs of bullshit briefings....hmmm...don't have sexual relations or any relations with trainees....got it, heard it many times before. i love women, and can easily turn into a manwhore if given proper motivation, but i've yet to meet a woman who's worth my career. sorry, sweatheart. unless your pussy is lined with gold, can suck start a C-17, are a gourmet cook, clean EVERY mess i make, and/or (financially)support my drinking/riding/laziness habit, i'm not sacrificing my current lifestyle/career for you. deal with it.......off track a bit....after lunch: turn in required paperwork that shows i'm truly supposed to be here...got it, check. meet my other classmates and get to know them a bit, check. sit around for more bullshit about schoolhouse standards, etc ad nausium......omfg i need a drink. sit around til 530pm getting student leadership organized by motherfuckers who've never been in charge of soldiers.....suicidal/homicidal ideations begin......really thirsty.
on a good note: made contact with a brother IOMC in SC, and set up some dates/times/locations for weekends to ride/party. bottle of whiskey and cold beer waiting for me in my hotel room now to take a shower, get some chow, and prepare for more bullshit tomorrow. thank the gods this is only 3.5wks long!!!!
so, where to begin. up at 350am to get on post no later than 445am for height and weight. since i'm not a fatass, i was done pretty quick and was released til 820am. came back for 4hrs of bullshit briefings....hmmm...don't have sexual relations or any relations with trainees....got it, heard it many times before. i love women, and can easily turn into a manwhore if given proper motivation, but i've yet to meet a woman who's worth my career. sorry, sweatheart. unless your pussy is lined with gold, can suck start a C-17, are a gourmet cook, clean EVERY mess i make, and/or (financially)support my drinking/riding/laziness habit, i'm not sacrificing my current lifestyle/career for you. deal with it.......off track a bit....after lunch: turn in required paperwork that shows i'm truly supposed to be here...got it, check. meet my other classmates and get to know them a bit, check. sit around for more bullshit about schoolhouse standards, etc ad nausium......omfg i need a drink. sit around til 530pm getting student leadership organized by motherfuckers who've never been in charge of soldiers.....suicidal/homicidal ideations begin......really thirsty.
on a good note: made contact with a brother IOMC in SC, and set up some dates/times/locations for weekends to ride/party. bottle of whiskey and cold beer waiting for me in my hotel room now to take a shower, get some chow, and prepare for more bullshit tomorrow. thank the gods this is only 3.5wks long!!!!