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Well. Where to begin?

First off, thank you to all who gave me your lovely birthday wishes.
kiss kiss

I was given many wonderful gifts that I do not deserve and was spooned full of cake until my skin smelled of buttercream icing.

I had dinner and saw a wonderful play with an old friend last night, and then talked until dawn with a new one. confused

Then...
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antichrist247:
Sorry it took me so long to get back. My dog ate my computer and I had to follow him around for a whole night and a day to get it back. To answer your question, finding time to sleep is pretty difficult. Just when I think I'm resting comfortabely, something terrible interrupts it. LIFE!!!

Anyways, happy belated birthday. I hope that your parents understand that settling down isn't something that you decide to do one day. It's something that happens over an extended period of time. Besides, settling down isn't all it's cracked up to be. wink

Cake, cake, wonderful cake. tongue
pureblu12225:
Happy one to You!!!
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My blood is absolutely buzzing.

I can feel it thrumming under my skin and hear it pulsing in my ears.

The contributing factors are:

*new medication
*an extreme case of nerves
*not being able to keep food down, due to nerves making my stomach flippy
*compulsively checking email
*wondering what the hell is wrong with me, and why I get myself into these situations...
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sweetbuns:
happy b-day! kiss
cellosoul:
Happy birthday, Diva.

-s
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Hmm.

Oddly significant things are happening to me.
I don't think I can expound on all of them (....on this day), but I will hit on one.

I finally told Zhen she had to get outta my bed and, in turn, my life. The resulting argument involved screaming, kicking, crying, more screaming, name calling, sobbing, absolutely obscene language on both our parts, more sobbing, my...
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mexicant:
Sorry, but no. I cannot change the hue of your skin as it would completely nullify the theme I have for those pictures. Not only is it a piece of art in still life, but also a bit of artistic reality in the sense that nothing has been altered and everything is shone the way they truly are.

... which is to say that you ARE pink. tongue
mexicant:
You know... if you're not careful I might have to fire up the ol' Photoshop machine and actually make you pink. It's really not that hard to do... confused
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Thought process was as follows:

hm....
eep!
why? (repeat 100 billion times)
*giggle*
oh!
warm
damn that cute kitty....
warm
end of the credits?
rainy smell
L.A. riots
cold


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tofubot:
hehe that's cool.

and i don't have to ask why cable's better, i know it is. satalite tv is nice and all... if i want fucking tv in the netherlands... pft, stupid satalite tv.

tofu "robot"
mexicant:
*insert generic reply*

[Edited on May 30, 2004 4:47PM]
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GODDAMN IT!
Due to ridiculous cell phone issues, I have lost all the tele numbers I had. As I never write things down (because the pens are always stuck in my hair), this means I have no way to contact anyone. If I have had, should have, or will need your telephone number at any point in the next 5 years.....email or AIM me with...
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kestrel:
Oh, no! Quick, kick two people off your friend list!
pureblu12225:
YEY to no rain though...let it be nice all damn weekend with no smelly rain oh yea thats how it should be
sorry to hear about the poopiness phone crud I don't think you have my # or even have asked for it hmmph deadeyes got so if ya want it bad enough there ya go wink
yes indeedy next weekend is on I totally agree on the sand and saltwater bit but its the beach just gotta deal with it huh
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I am feeling a bit knackered this PM, due to a marathon viewing of 'The Return of the King' that lasted until the wee hours of this morning.

I have discovered that it is impossible to watch a movie (loosely!) based on a book with 12 people who have not read the aforementioned book. The movie ran for 3 hours, but the arguments and explanations...
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misterclean:
thanks for the comment!
and....any time! any time!!! kiss
and your brithday is two days before mine!

[Edited on May 27, 2004 12:20PM]
bbecker:
welllllll, what should i bring o elderly one? just ask and you gots it like a piggy on donuts...
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Ugh.
Remind me next time I feel melancholy that I am an alcoholic abstainer, and rum does not mix with needy exgirlfriends. Actually, I suppose it does ...but the mix of the two has very few positive aftereffects (besides the obvious).

But on an interesting literary/linguistics note, I am re-reading Ambrose Bierces' book The Devils' Dictionary. And by far my favorite entry is this:...
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mr_demille:
One of my friends harasses me about my salacious tendencies. For example, when people giving directions say things like, "get off on Laurel," my standard quips are "if you're lucky" or, "I can't cum on demand like that." She, not being amused by this, told me one day that she expects a higher caliber of wit from her friends.

Stinging.

That very night we went down to a very cool place in Tijuana (La Antigua Bodega de Papel) to heard what I would call "spastic jazz". She pointed out that in this cafe/bar there was some text written on one of the walls, and asked me what it said. I was having trouble with it, so I asked our waiter to help me. Between his broken English and my broken Spanish, I was able to roughly translate it as:

"Everything you see rises when you get down on your knees."

Nice. It's not every day that I hear a religious quote I can interpret as a blowjob reference.

random thoughts:

Did you get my email with my email address? I sent it from here, and sometimes those end up in the junk mail folder...

One of my friends sent me this, which I find alternately terrifying and amusing:
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html

I took a look at your candids, and at the risk of alienating you (for few appreciate having their grammar corrected), your very interesting table should be called "La Espina de la Muerte."

leavemehere:
No pins please. frown
The tattoo was painful enough. tongue
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Queue Up Here To Kill Yourself: or Don't Listen To The New Morrissey Album Without Suicide Hotline Supervision

I don't know why I do it....

I keep going back to extremely sad and depressing music, like a moth to a flame. I adore the new album but have become perturbed by his constant twanging on the sad-strings that run in my core. If it's not...
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leavemehere:
What song is that?
I said nothing about a song? tongue
leavemehere:
I said nothing about you pinning me either.... confused
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I love the Swap Meet.

But........Holy Mary, Mother of God. I am sunburnt-atized. I didn't think it was too bad until I took off my top wink and noticed the lines of demarcation on my skin between 'ouch' and 'still fucking white as milk'. And yes, I do realize I am a redheaded Irish girl and by all rights I should just spontaneously combust upon contact...
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deadeye:
good god, I am sorry I could not make it out there...it sounded fun as HELL....oh well....ce est la vida....and, SEE I AM COMMENTING....praise me for this...lol
creamsaver:
my bad... you are super, super, extra special cool!