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Yknow... Id like to say when it rains it pours, but the whole negative thing is getting old.

My grandma died last night.

Hm.

See, we were never that close. She was a raging alcoholic bitch. A total fuckjob.

Im happy that she is in a better place because she was making all of us completely miserable here on Planet Life.

When my mom called...
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beledi:
(hugs)

Glad to hear that your mom's holding up well.

I miss chatting with you in the evenings. Darn work wink
glamour:
lol thnks.. it went great.. i got the needles done on the other side instead .. whoo hoo.. theydont hurt there.. biggrin biggrin but i still hafta go back there for the bad side frown
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Man.

you ever wonder why theres parts of you and your personality that just drive you fucking INSANE and you just like... want to cut them out of you like surgically and shit?

Like with a big fucking knife or a samurai sword and shit?

KASHING!


whatever

Edited to say: Teh Oilers are Teh Awesome. love

Edited again to say: Holy sweet shit. Glitch is absolutely stunning......
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michelle:
What do you want to remove from yourself?
red_vinyl:
i feel that way all the time....but i faint at the sight of excesive blood so i'm not about to preform surgery on myself.
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Sexsexsex.

Sex is so good.

Mmm.

It occurs to me that if women really wanted to... they could totally end the entire worlds problems simply by withholding sex.

"Whats that? You cant seem to get along with your neighbour? You wont even try? Fine. No fuckin for you."

"Im sorry? Hostile takeover what? Raping the retirement funds of who? Fine. No part of you goes...
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beckyjane:
And thank you for the lovely comment...for taking the time to read my journal. Sorry for the delay in responded.
deunan:
I think you may be on to something there.
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I figure Im doing pretty well.

I have my own apartment. I am my own boss (mostly). I am a geek who works on a sci-fi TV show. I get paid pretty well.

There are others however that are teaching me to love every fucking second of my life, no matter what it becomes:

My stepdad is dying one fucking day at a time. He's...
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gryphon840:
Talk about some positivity! Gotta get me some of that shit
raia:
Thank you for the comment on my set kiss
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*sigh*

so much work. so little time.

Stargate... is my dominatrix. She... is a cruel mistress.. but its a good thing that being whipped while being chained gives me all kinds of erection.

Behehhehe.

-- ---- -- ----

Goin back to Edmonton for a visit... so ill prolly not be around for a few days.

Not... that I'm like... around all the time anyways... but...
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hotcurry:
Come visit and we'll make our own little film. wink
hotcurry:
I have every reason to believe that you are fucking amazing in bed. love
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Ahh. Craziness.

EL SUICIDO LOCO
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deunan:
You have a crazy picture. It reminds me of Vito. He's crazy. He also has the smallest areolas I have ever seen.
cosmia:
Yeah, that's what I thought. That's why I ate more. I do not feel good.
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Booyah.

I dunno.

I dont have much to say these days.

Things is good.

My life seems less complicated.

im smilin more.

A lady thinks im the bomb.

And.. soon... all is well in the universe.
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niobe:
You are going to have to forgive me, but I don't remember us being friends. frown I read some of your old journals to look for my comments to see if it would spark anything, but i didn't. frown I recognize your name. I'm sorry for not having a better memory.
keen:
i think i'm gonna buy a hat like yours.
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Whoa man.



this boys in trouble with a lady.


And hooboy.







itsagonnabegooood.



love
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beledi:
Yes to which statement? tongue
beledi:
flirt wink

but don't think i wouldn't seriously consider it.
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Hm.

Such little reaction to my penis.








Well. i guess cocks just dont matter, dammit.






I knew it.






*goes to gather sticks*
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beledi:
Oh...apparently I missed nothing.

Helloooooo penis.
cosmia:
What? Where? Where is this penis? Is it tiny or something? I don't see it.
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Fine Fine.



No one likes it when I get all porny.





Booyah.


More muppet progress to come.


Soon.



love
fairygrlz:
Porny is good for me...but you already knew that!!! wink
hotcurry:
I like you most of all when you porn out. love
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I dont know why im in this mood today...


...but long live amateur pornography.

I... love it ever so much more than crappy made up porn.

Real people. Real fuckin.

Real fuckin hot.

love






That is all.
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More muppet action!

PART II


Work on the eyes commenced over the last couple of days.

i like them, although, they arent as refined as I think I would like. I get the sense that Im gonna get pissed and replace them with something else more plasticy and permanent than styrofoam.



I dug a hole in the ball for the eye which is more black...
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luz:
whoa dude, you make muppets??? i love it! can't wait to see if finished.

hey, about the "clipped by a car" thing: when i was 8 i was hit by a car going 40 mph. the driver? a 19 yr old college girl. didn't break anything, but i was on COMA watch b/c i had a severe concussion.

this was over x-mas break that year. all i could think through the whole ordeal was: what a great story to come back to school with!

ha.
eli:
hi sweetie