elvez666

Just got back from NOLA and boy is my liver tired. Saw Peelander Z and they are fucking hillarious. Ny little unplanned trip unfortunately did not allow me the time i needed to make a costume. So, now I'm stuck being a drunken santa. oh well

Yesterday was horrible!!! I woke up feeling like shit. Then I started puking my brains out. I thought i was better last night and tried to eat something. I made it about an hour and then when i was taking a shower before i crawled back in bed POW! All that lovely food right back up. The best part is i was heaving so much...
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Had a great night. I'm trying to take advice to not take everything so seriously. i met up with a girl I've had a crush on for long time. She made me dance... well that is if a uncontrolable spasm is a dance. We made out for a second then i had to go. It was fantastic. I feel like i'm 16 again at some...
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close to last call this little girl comes up to talk to me. She spouts some shit about the kentuky mountains. She says something about religion and her blue grass family. She talks about a book... I say, hey, you mean the fire fox books? She came on the spot. Aparently no one knows about those great books that teach you how to skin a...
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Went to see mastodon last night. I have been looking foreward to it for over a month. Those bastards oversold the show so much you couldn't even see the freaking band. I want my money back. I stayed for 4 songs and left really pissed off

FUCKIN' MASTODON!!!!!!! I haven't seen them in a while and I'm god damn excited. I don't know if its sold out or not but if your in the Austin area you need to come down. The new album is amazing. I've been transcribing it for over a month and I still can't figure some parts out. Go see the show or at least buy the...
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Looking good!!! Feeling good. Going to sleep. Springs afternoon ride at 6. Need to rekindle my love with my bike. However need to heal all the broken parts of the body. Good bye good night and good luck

About 2 months ago i met thins girl who just moved here from S.A. She was very nice and fucking georgous. We went and had lunch one day. She told me she wouldn't eat fish because fish poop in the ocean where they live. I told her cows poop on the grass they eat. Stupid conversation. I removed her from my phone after that. This...
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so I met a nice young lady who moved here a week ago. I make freindly and ask her if she would like to sit and have a smoke. Yada yada yada... I invite her to come to my bar. So hours later I come in and she flags my ass down to introduce me to her BF. WTF!!! I hate it when girls leave...
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Feeling weird. All the exes are freaking me out. Its amazing how people you thought wouldn't ammount to anything are doing such great things. Well at least thats what they say. I'll chalk it up to reunion stories. People still make me crazy with their stupidity. This soccer mom decided to switch lanes right into me. I drive a giant work truck.. it's 18 freaking...
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so a wise man (my business partner to be) told me I take everything way too seriously. He's spot on. I don't know how to just change myself but i'll try. Where does one start though? I'm taking some time off to fix up my classic trucks now just in time to get one rolling for our wonderful weather. Overstressed, over boozed buddhist automotive restoral....
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I smell like a chick right now and my dog likes it. My friend christina decided my shins were scabby and rubbed this horrible rose smelling moisturizer on them. It's making my nose run. If she wasn't so damn beautiful i'd have to kick her ass. G'night