Surely you have always wanted unsolicited fashion advice from some old fart who only wears t-shirts and jeans, right? So here are my top five tips:
1) Wear whatever you wear with pride and confidence. If you love an outfit, and you feel a bit self-conscious about it, keep wearing it until you rock it.
2) If you must wear animal prints, at least make it cow.
3) Leggings are absolutely pants. So are yoga pants. For all I care, pantyhose can be pants. Not everyone needs to know what shape your thighs and buttocks are, which is what goddess invented looking in some other bloody direction if they don't appreciate the view for.
4) Black is the new black. And also the old black. Always and forever, the once and future black.
5) Remember that one-inch or half-inch heels (I am looking at you, Doc Martens) are still heels, so if and when you wear sensible shoes (which I hope you do often), why not go all the way and make them properly flat shoes? Your ankles and plantar fascia will thank you for it.