elisabethstar

I definitely need a longer weekend for recovery time. I had a blast this past Friday!! I cannot believe that Monday is already through...the weekend was too short....but Friday was fantastic!! (Did I say that already?? ) I had my party panties on...yep, they vibrate...and off to the strip club I headed. Whoo-hoo! My girl, who was saving my hot seat, has pneumonia. (Hope you...
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I was daydreaming about taking a trip around the world this morning & this is what I imagine a dream trip around the world would include, for me...I might never make it back home

New Zealand
Australia
Bali (Indonesia)
Fiji
Netherlands (Can anyone say Amsterdam?? )
Greece
Ireland
Canada
Chile
All the Caribbean Islands

Mmmm...I just put the best thing in my mouth...Picture this...a Nutri-grain Ego waffle, toasted to the perfect crunch...Skippy natural peanut butter slathered on top, getting all melty from the heat of the waffle...Fresh blueberries cover the peanut butter & they are drenched in a fluffy cloud of lite Cool Whip...And finally, for the pice de rsistance, plump & juicy strawberries adorn the top of my...
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Blah, blah, blah...that's how I feel about today. I had belated birthday plans at my favorite club & wouldn't you know it, work interfered. Work does not interfere often, and this is definitely a time when making money is a good thing (f'n bills), so I know I shouldn't complain...but why this weekend of all weekends?? And why did it have to be on Saturday??...
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Happy Birthday to ME!! Today is my favorite day of the year, can you tell?? I feel like today is the day I can do whatever I want...people wait on me & I do not have to lift a finger. It is like being royalty for day. I still wash myself & all that good stuff, but everything else is at my beck & call....
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I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who has written a comment or sent me a nice email. Thank you!! I really appreciate them all. Sometimes my day might not be going as planned and I will log on to SG & undoubtedly, something, someone said, will make me smile. It is super nice!

Happy Friday everyone!! I am ready for some fun. Tonight I am starting out at my favorite strip club, to meet up for a friends birthday. (Yay for her! ) The limo, that's right I said limo (did I mention it was free??), will pick us up from there & we will head out on the town & see what kind of craziness we can...
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I was thinking about the first dirty joke I ever heard...I think I was 11 years old, maybe 9...it was something about a pitchers' mound & getting fucked...I wish I could remember the details...my memory is pretty temperamental So my mind wandered to the only dirty joke I actually know all the way through. Here it is for your viewing pleasure. Hope it makes you...
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What a weekend I had! Not the typical naughtiness, but a more wholesome weekend it was. A baby shower, housewarming, & a friends birthday celebration at Kings Dominion amusement park...too much fun!! I Heart Amusement Parks. I used to have a dream that I would travel the country, visiting all the amusement parks & riding all the roller coasters in the nation. How cool would...
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Happy Friday It Is, Whoo-hoo!
Happy Friday It Is, Whoo-hoo!
The Weekend Is Finally Heeeerrrrreee!
Happy Friday It Is, Whoo-hoo!!

(Sang to the tune of Happy Birthday, with the added whoo-hoo! (Made my cheeks hurt from smiling when I sang it out loud ))

Wishing everyone a happy Friday!! Not too sure why I am so happy about it, but I definitely am.

I love food. I love mexican food, ice cream, grilled food, sushi, yucca, anything fresh from a garden...I could go on & on... But the one food I would take with me to a deserted island would be Skippy's Natural Peanut Butter. I Heart Peanut Butter! So creamy & delicious. Yum!! I love grabbing a spoon & eating it right out of the jar. The...
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