I'm all done griping now.
I thought it would be educational to you girls to get a glimpse into an honest guys mind.
It's not really all that bad.
Well, the part about getting ripped off for several grand is, but the rest is just, as they say, "Par for the course".
I'm going to go get an address for you now. It's a freaky...
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I thought it would be educational to you girls to get a glimpse into an honest guys mind.
It's not really all that bad.
Well, the part about getting ripped off for several grand is, but the rest is just, as they say, "Par for the course".
I'm going to go get an address for you now. It's a freaky...
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song:
thanks elf love ! It was very sweet of you to comment. I turned in my sg app today and am sooooooo nervous 
. But your nice words helped a bunch. I've been busy with work, and just started school today. I have had a rough as hell time lately cause i had to say goodbye to a love - for the second time 
. i hope you are well - enlighten me on yourself. - song
. But your nice words helped a bunch. I've been busy with work, and just started school today. I have had a rough as hell time lately cause i had to say goodbye to a love - for the second time . i hope you are well - enlighten me on yourself. - songWell. In Today's News...
Elfboy's Day Is Weird.
Ok. So it begins with me getting heisted for my coffee money before breakfast. Then some wandering around, where some girls said:
"They would have slept w/ him"...&
"So he walked away".....
For Christ's sake, if "they" are talking about a specific individual, & "they" all would have slept w/ "him", why in the hell DIDN'T they?...
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Elfboy's Day Is Weird.
Ok. So it begins with me getting heisted for my coffee money before breakfast. Then some wandering around, where some girls said:
"They would have slept w/ him"...&
"So he walked away".....
For Christ's sake, if "they" are talking about a specific individual, & "they" all would have slept w/ "him", why in the hell DIDN'T they?...
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song:
Thank you for your words my dearest elf ! There are more pictures up now as well.
Okay, where to begin?
Let's see. Some asshole stole my computer cord, so I can't write 'til I find buy or steal a new one. Or someone gives me one.
Nice. Who needs to make a living anyway?
So, I met this neat kid. We talked about the DEAD, & I bought her some juice. Oh, BTW, you might wanna check this out if you've...
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Let's see. Some asshole stole my computer cord, so I can't write 'til I find buy or steal a new one. Or someone gives me one.
Nice. Who needs to make a living anyway?
So, I met this neat kid. We talked about the DEAD, & I bought her some juice. Oh, BTW, you might wanna check this out if you've...
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Firemen from all over North America are raising money for Jerry's kids.
Nixon.
Nixon.
shera:
i don't know why i am not on the tour..i guess they hate me...hehor i just was not cool enough to make the cut this time...or who knows
song:
i bought a digital cam and took pics - if you want a glance
Wanted:
A sticky crotched headlock.
w/ or w/out dependents,
Ideally long termed.
A sticky crotched headlock.
w/ or w/out dependents,
Ideally long termed.
shera:
NO I am not on the tour..why does everyone think that??
I'm all psyched about the new tour.
I wanna be an ass & tell no one so idiots don't ruin it, but more so, I want it to succeed.
Seriously, I love the Suicide Girls. I had heard of them, by seeing them on Ts, but I thought it was just a nifty design, until my friend Fetish who I met on the Internet somehow,...
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I wanna be an ass & tell no one so idiots don't ruin it, but more so, I want it to succeed.
Seriously, I love the Suicide Girls. I had heard of them, by seeing them on Ts, but I thought it was just a nifty design, until my friend Fetish who I met on the Internet somehow,...
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paleenchantress:
i know, i cant wait ! 
fetish:
you are creepy do not make any more creepy comments on my profile anymore
please
thanks
-fetish
please
thanks
-fetish
I have nothing to say except that I have nothing to say.
Simultaneous.
Simultaneous.
I feel I should update my profile.
The new new pic will go soon, it was a "gag"...
& I should go to chat maybe.
Hmmm. What have I done lately? MMMmmmm. Watched my twins myspace acc't, gotten a Producer for my series.
We spent two hours talking today. This is what we resolved. We need to make a book, & keep things open ended,...
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The new new pic will go soon, it was a "gag"...
& I should go to chat maybe.
Hmmm. What have I done lately? MMMmmmm. Watched my twins myspace acc't, gotten a Producer for my series.
We spent two hours talking today. This is what we resolved. We need to make a book, & keep things open ended,...
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murderotica:
Thanks for the comment 
I am happy. All of my lady friends have come out to play.
This pleases me, no end.
Where have you been, girls? *sigh*
<3<3<3<3
This pleases me, no end.
Where have you been, girls? *sigh*
<3<3<3<3
goblinboots:
Hmmm...Fish (bones) maybe? I'll get a definite answer tomorrow.
Forgive my spelling error the other day.
What I meant to say was "Venus", not "Veinus".
I did not mean to say "Veinus".
On that note, you will have to excuse me, my dears.
I have porn to get to.
What I meant to say was "Venus", not "Veinus".
I did not mean to say "Veinus".
On that note, you will have to excuse me, my dears.
I have porn to get to.
murderotica:
I just meant someone who can last as long as I can in bed.
goblinboots:
I have no Idea what just happened.....but then do I ever? 