draquani

i think maybe it was timid that suggested that to you. or else i said some things that i REALLY dont remember (or even knew in the first place)

Deviant art is the shit! My friend Mike is on their. Tons of talented people on that site. I actually get most of my backgrounds from their and pixelgirl!

No, this one doesn't have any view. It's shady and cool. My office (cubicle) window looks out on it.

I have 2 extra tickets. One for both dates. I'm selling them for $100 each if you're interested. I figure that's not too bad. I went on ebay and everyone else is selling them for $200. So anyway, let me know.

I loved that set! Quinne is awesome.

My job sucks. If you want, email me through the site your free hours again. I'm sorry man. I suck.

thanks for coming out with me last night! i'm a happier girl for it. hope its not gonna make working at home in your pjs too tough today

Jem is pimping that picture of us guys over at her page.

A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex. "Back ladies, back!" cried the leader. "There's a very dangerous beast out there!" But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the deed happening. They asked their leader what it was the couple was doing. "Well, err.... if you must know, uh, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration... yeah, that's it, it's artificial respiration!" "WOW!" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next!"
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Food for Thought:
If it takes a cup of chocolate chips to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies and a cup of peanut butter to make a batch of peanut butter cookies, does it take a cup of Girl Scouts to make a batch of Girl Scout cookies?
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Q: What's yellow and green, stinks, and lies on the side of the road?
A: A dead Girl Scout.
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Johnny led off: "I sold charity vouchers and I made $30," he said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Sally was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events."

"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Mary's turn.

Little Mary walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," she said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Tooth brushes," said Little Mary.

"Tooth brushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Mary, "I set up a Girl Scout Cookie stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
They all said the same thing: 'Hey, this tastes like shit!'
Then I would say 'It is shit... Wanna buy a toothbrush?'"
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Jeebus those were a pain in the ass to find.


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Hope to see you tonight man!

Wow!!!! That's one crazy story, I'm glad you're ok! At the time, all that must've sucked royally!

Edit to add - Oh yeah! CNY party on the 5th of Feb! You up for some SG shenanigans?

[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 5:54AM]

Aww man.

I'm sorry to hear that, I wanted to get lit up with you and play Revolution in front of everyone lol.

But, there will be others parties my friend, no worries.

Happy xmess!